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Get some f*cking blinds, you assh*les!

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:41 pm
Yeah, where's our snapshot for this evening?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:43 pm
Jesus Christ! Kicky must think we're normal people.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:44 pm
I tried to take one while they were in there eating, but I didn't want to stand in front of the window for fear they'd catch me, so I just held the camera out where I thought it would snap a good picture. It didn't work. Now they are gone though, so it looks pretty much the same as it did last night at the moment. Maybe I'll take another one later.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:45 pm
Thanks
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:45 pm
Perhaps it's a blind family.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:46 pm
By the way, that thing on the right of the picture from last night is a couple of goldfish in a plastic bowl.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:46 pm
Quote:
I'm thinking something like a lattice trellis. -littlek


Nice sigline, Gus. I wonder how a trellis thinks.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:48 pm
jespah wrote:
Perhaps it's a blind family.


That reminds me of a joke.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:49 pm
What did the blind man say as he walked by the fish market?

"Hello, ladies!"
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:50 pm
A blind man walks into a bar.

He didn't see it.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 08:56 pm
A lady is just getting into the shower when the doorbell rings. "Who is it!?" she yells. hearing the reply, "Blind man!", she doesn't bother putting on any clothes. She opens the door naked as the day she was born, and the guy says, "Nice tits. Now where would you like me to put these blinds?"
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2006 09:07 pm
>groan<


Ok

Have some good generic header files?

Create a fake 'quote' for some blinds specifically for that address and drop it in the mail .

no return address.

BUT- do put a legitimate phone number to a company who will do the work..
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 11:56 am
Oooh, that's a good idea, Shewolf. I think I'll do that soon.

This afternoon I noticed all the damn kids and a couple/few adults eating at the table and talking loud enough for me to hear them, so I decided to have some fun with them.

I have been blasting the song, Swamp Song by Tool for the past half hour.

"This bog is thick and easy to get lost in.
'cause you're a stupid, belligerent ******.
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in.
'cause you're a dumb and belligerent ******.
I hope it sucks you down. down...down...down...

I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks you, ******,

I hope it sucks you down."

Yeah, this should get us some action.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 12:07 pm
oh, i'm sure that will result in them figuring out they need to get some blinds...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 12:40 pm
Okay, maybe not directly, but at least I'm letting them know that they are not the only people in the universe. I'm hoping that will trigger a line of thinking that will eventually lead them to the idea of getting some blinds.

By the way, the word in those lyrics that is asterisked out is "f*cker" for those of you who don't know the song.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 12:51 pm
haha, i think they'll just conclude you're insane. that's what i would conclude if my neighbor was blasting music like that at me. not that he has a problem with me. i think you'll need to devise some other communication method.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 12:54 pm
I think they'd conclude that they need earplugs.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 01:32 pm
Combined with the fact that I have been repeatedly walking by the main viewing window (moving furniture, not just walking back and forth like a freak), I think it's already starting to work. I just noticed that someone leaned a picture up in their window to block the view. Then I heard it fall to the floor, and now it's not there anymore, but still, I think that's a good sign.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 01:55 pm
But it just isn't working fast enough. Where is Tagged_lyricist? Maybe she should come over and prance around in her hotpants for a while. Yeah, I'm sure that would help.
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tagged lyricist
 
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Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2006 01:56 pm
wish I could but might take a while for me to get there.... But i would if i could with the greatest of pleasure <snicker>
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