Get some f*cking blinds, you assh*les!

Yeah? How much you willing to pay Gus?

If it's you, Greeen Witch, the sky is the limit.

Especially if you are wearing a hosta necklace.

Wow! - you were like a dog on a pork chop finding my post.
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Let me think about it as I stir my matzo ball soup.

<trembles in anticipation>

Oh God, We just installed new blinds! Happy Easter All!

And this is why guys like me always do our best to get to live next to a family of Hasidic Jews. Collateral benefit.

bad little christian boys love bad little jewish girls

Does anyone know if Greenwitch has a big nose?

I find that incredibly sexy on a woman.

Sorry, no big nose (if I did my cousin Irving, the plastic surgeon, would have fixed it).

Now let me finish putting onions on my brisket.

Damn. I thought I had finally found the perfect woman.

Back to the drawing board.

There is a certain amount of favor for repressed Catholic girls too.... or so I've heard.

There were just four of them in there. A couple of little kids, a twenty-ish-year-old kid, and some middle-aged hasid eating dinner while I was rearranging my furniture. So I tried to get their attention by snapping pictures. I figured the flash would alert these f*cks to the fact that they need to get some damn blinds.

So I'm in there with the lights all off, snapping pictures of my wall like an idiot for five minutes or so, and nothing. I look back and they're still just sitting there eating and chatting away.

I'm almost ready to just say something, but I don't know how to say, "Get some f*cking blinds, assh*les!" without it coming off as hostile.

Well, boyo, there is, is there not, the possibility of request at their website, or whatever, or perhaps in the lobby??

I've been treating this jokingly, but I'm guessing this territory has been covered in NYC before. Interesting subject.

yeah shewolf i've noticed how bad little christian boys love bad little jewish girls ;p

Well that's the funny part nimh, is the not religious jews sit around the neighbourhood park on fridays walking there dogs getting dirty looks from the hassids on their way to temple. There's a group of young secular jewish guys who are constantly smoking pot in my park (all film school students at my old varisty). it's a really funny combination on a friday and saturday afternoon in my park. oh and of course i flirt with all the potheads just to annoy them more <evil cackle> it gives me so much pleasure - besides there some good looking little potheads that are fine for staring at from behind my blinging shades. I think one really hot sumer day I'm gonna go in my bikini and hotpants to walk the mutts.

Bikini? Hot pants? I'm thinking of putting you up for a nomination in the "most do-able A2Ker" thread.

I think if I saw a picture of you naked it might help me decide.

lol sorry kicky not yet gotta know you better unless you hasidic then it would give me a preverse pelasure...

That's it. I'm converting.

yeah you should and pretend you don't dig girls in reavling clothing... see it's reverse psychology or whatever.

But personally i like my jews secular kicky especially this 19yr old Sephardic in my park who looks likes like gael garcia bernal ooh he's fine. Maybe i'll wear the bikini for him too.

Turn on the Jew Cam, kicky.

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