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Why God created men...

 
 
graemedaulby
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jun, 2006 01:42 pm
if somebody placed a thread like this about women, you would all be in uproar you bunch of sexist hypocrites
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jun, 2006 01:55 pm
Well, look what thread came back.
I don't know why I didn't see this when it was posted, but in case soul_collector is still out there someplace,

soul_collector wrote:
hey hey hey i diddnt mean to offend
the thing about me is i generally am not serious about anything
the words are harsh but hey it was there to call Rolling Eyes


No offense taken. Cool
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 08:12 pm
Why God created men?.......He had to do a rough draft before he created women... Razz
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Trick-Master
 
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Reply Sat 12 Aug, 2006 12:49 am
Why God created men?....... God created men just because.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 05:10 am
god created perfection then he got lazy and created women

tin sword i am here again and hopefully back regually thanx for the concern
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soul collector
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 05:36 am
why did god create blondes? cause sheep cant get beer from the fridge
why did god create brunetts? cause blondes cant either
why did god make man with legs? cause brunettes are lazy
hehehehe
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loveislikearose3
 
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Reply Wed 27 Sep, 2006 09:33 pm
graemedaulby wrote:
if somebody placed a thread like this about women, you would all be in uproar you bunch of sexist hypocrites


hahaha... well deal with it.
we're women.
that's how we are.
haha


soul_collector wrote:
why did god create blondes? cause sheep cant get beer from the fridge
why did god create brunetts? cause blondes cant either
why did god make man with legs? cause brunettes are lazy
hehehehe


brunettes aren't lazy! well.. only sometimes.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 28 Sep, 2006 08:49 am
There's nothing like a lovely big bearhug from your hubby, is there?
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detano inipo
 
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Reply Thu 28 Sep, 2006 08:59 am
Some women are incredibly bitter. I feel sorry for them.
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seibentage
 
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Reply Fri 29 Sep, 2006 08:25 pm
why God created men?

if he didn't

who would eat the peas out of my pot pie at night just because i hate them?

who would tell me i was the most beautful woman he has ever laid eyes on when i am sick and feel like dying?

who would get up out of bed at 2:30 in the morning when its too cold and turn on the heat or too hot and open a window?

who would take me out to a dinner and sing me our song just because he loves me?

who would sit there and listen to me ramble on and on about absolutly nothing and actully listen to me?

Althought there are some *** holes in this world (damn you Cain and your sucky offerings!) there are really great ones who make up for it a thousand fold.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Sat 30 Sep, 2006 03:25 am
detano inipo wrote:
Some women are incredibly bitter. I feel sorry for them.


i feel sorry for the men
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loveislikearose3
 
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Reply Sat 30 Sep, 2006 08:22 pm
seibentage wrote:
why God created men?

if he didn't

who would eat the peas out of my pot pie at night just because i hate them?

who would tell me i was the most beautful woman he has ever laid eyes on when i am sick and feel like dying?

who would get up out of bed at 2:30 in the morning when its too cold and turn on the heat or too hot and open a window?

who would take me out to a dinner and sing me our song just because he loves me?

who would sit there and listen to me ramble on and on about absolutly nothing and actully listen to me?

Althought there are some *** holes in this world (damn you Cain and your sucky offerings!) there are really great ones who make up for it a thousand fold.


I like the last two sentences. Haha... so true.
So you're Christian?
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Gaara
 
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Reply Sun 8 Oct, 2006 07:49 pm
Hee HEE
Font/blue Why did the farmer cross the road. TO GET TO HIS CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!! HEH heh hhhummm
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TTH
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2006 07:52 am
Men, yes simple creatures, they only think with one thing.
Whereas us women, men still can't figure us out. Why?
Because we like to keep you guessing. Laughing Laughing
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soul collector
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jan, 2007 04:04 am
no it aint guessing its trying to keep up and putting all the things u gals break bak together, both spiritual and physical
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detano inipo
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jan, 2007 07:40 am
Call it sweet revenge. Men have mistreated women for millions of years. Women get even by calling men harebrained simpletons.
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But sometimes, when a spark flies between a man and a woman, both of them will be moaning with ecstasy.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jan, 2007 06:59 pm
ur right a spark can start a fire
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