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Why God created men...

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Treya
 
Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 12:22 pm
Well they serve many useful purposes in life...

Personally speaking they do tend to make me laugh a lot. That's always good.

Most of the time they are useful for fixing things.

Oh yes! We can't forget that they need us women. Very Happy

Hmmmm... what am I missing here?
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 12:29 pm
SOMEONE has to carry the trash out!

Anon
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Treya
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 12:31 pm
Aaaaah yes! How could I have forgotten that?? Oh my...
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Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 12:51 pm
To keep my icy feet warm at night.

To open those tight lids.
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detano inipo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 06:13 pm
Without men you couldn't get a good back massage. Those strong hands are good for something, don't you agree?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 06:42 pm
Who else would you vacuum under while they're trying to watch football?

Who else would you give those wonderful "honey-do" lists of chores to?

Who better to ignore those lists?
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 08:15 pm
Who else would lovingly tell you, "Honey, I told you so"? Rolling Eyes Laughing
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 09:46 pm
Who better to stick with the dinner tab, drag to godawful chick-flicks and force to buy you $40 worth of soda and popcorn, simply by enticing them with the forlorn hope of an evening ending with something more than a peck on the cheek?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 10:04 pm
Because vibrators can't buy dinner.

But I'm ok with being used as a sex slave.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 10:07 pm
hehehe
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 09:56 am
Because who would we make fun of?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 10:18 am
Because who else is going to point out that your ass is getting too fat?
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 10:29 am
And who else would a woman kick in the balls after such remarks at Slappy.
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detano inipo
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 10:44 am
True.
Nice big buttocks are made for strong kicks.
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navigator
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 04:39 am
Because we are stronger and smarter Cool
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 05:58 am
And more modest too...
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Treya
 
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Reply Sun 26 Mar, 2006 12:15 pm
aahh yes, and we can't forget how entertaining it is to watch that beer belly jiggle when one get's kicked in the balls... as we walk away humming the jello song...
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detano inipo
 
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Reply Sun 26 Mar, 2006 02:03 pm
It's amazing how many women hate men with a passion.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sun 26 Mar, 2006 02:12 pm
I don't think it's the men many women hate, detano. I think it's some of the things many men do.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Sun 26 Mar, 2006 02:25 pm
Have you been talking to my ex-wife? Shocked
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