A Born Again Diva

dag, the more I listen to you and your carnal ramblings the hornier I get.

Take me! Please!

i will! just after i look up 'carnal' in my dictionary.

wait.... where the heck are my glasses?

Will you go to corndog day with me?

hellz yeah. i am slovak. i can EAT.

Can I bring my dog "cujo"? He likes corndogs too.

We do perfomance art together.

can cujo do cancan as well as you can?

"Damn it "cujo" we lost another one. Come on, lets go have a corn dog buddy"

dag, am I to understand that amigo has a place in your heart?

That he has displaced me?

TELL ME, DAG!!!

what did you loose? i'll help you find it right after i locate my glasses.

My heart is BIG, gus. You have a solid chamber in there, don't you worry, snookums.

whew

And this song goes out to Gus:

C'MON OVER
+++++++++++
COME ON OVER
LEMME RUB A LITTLE LOVE LOTION ON YOUR MIND
(OOO OOO!)
C'MON OVER
I NEED A MAN NOT A BOY LAYIN' BY MY SIDE
(HEY! HEY!)
C'MON OVER
PLEASE DADDY ... LET'S GET IT ON
YOU KNOW I THOUGHT ABOUT A LOVER TIL' ANOTHER LOVER COME ALONG
AN' MESS UP MY PLAN
NOW I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE 'TWEEN A ROCK HARD HEART AN' ONE HECK 'UVA MAN
AN' YOU MAY NOT BE A LOVER LIKE THE OTHER LOVER WASN'T BUT YOU STILL GOT
LOTS OF LOVE
TA' GIVE ME.
MMM HMM.
SO COME ON OVER

COME ON OVER
I'M A WOMAN WHO'S A WOMAN WITH ALOT ON HER HEAD!
(OOO OOO!)
COME ON OVER
I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA' STRAIGHT I WANT YOU HERE IN MY BED
(HEY HEY!)
SO COME ON OVER
PLEASE BABY, LET'S GET IT ON!

YOU KNOW A MAN LIKE YOU NEEDS A WOMAN LIKE ME WHO'LL GIVE YA' ALL YOU CAN
STAND
AND 'THOUGH I CAN'T GUARANTEE I'LL BE AS GOOD AS THE BEST I'LL BE THE BEST
THAT I CAN
FOR I MAY NOT BE THE WOMAN ALL YOUR OTHER WOMEN WASN'T BUT I'VE STILL GOT
LOTS OF LOVE
TO GIVE YOU.
HEY HEY!

WE CAN DO IT! DON'T YOU SWEAT IT
LOVE WON'T HURT... WE WON'T LET IT

I SWEAR THE GODS UP IN THE HEAVENS MEANT FOR US TO BE US
THERE AIN'T A GOD DAMNED THING GONNA MAKE IT GO BUST
WE'LL PULL OUT THE STOPS, TIL' WE STAND UP AND SHINE
YOU MAY NOT BE PRETTY, BUT DAMN IT YOUR MINE

SO COME ON OVER
YOU COME ON OVER
COME ON OVER
PLEASE!
YOU - ARE - MY - MAN

gus?


amigo?


it is cold, dark, and lonely here. Life... nasty, brutish, solitary, and short.

I think Gus and Amigo bumped into each other meters away from my front door and hit the Cellar - the nearest pub around here. I won't hear from them for days.

Sic transit amor.

You think they are in love with each other now?

If so, I'm sure they will tell us. Neither of them are pipsqueak introverts.

oh, but my broken heart... i'll be fine. i also have broken knees and strained back....well, lower back. way lower. ok, it's my butt that's sore most of all. who knew that that's the most strained part in a slut's workout.

Dag--

Sluts must suffer for their art.

PRESS RELEASE (check out the headline! i am a tapdancing slave girl, wheeee!) :




Tap-dancing Romans, Sexy Slave Girls and more in the Gold Dust Orphans' New Funky Fresh Musical
Cleopatra! - opening April 21st!
The mighty AFRODITE stars as Cleopatra in this musical re-telling of the legendary story of passions and politics between Egypt and Rome!
BOSTON, MA - Move over, Elizabeth Taylor. Starting April 21st, Ryan Landry's Gold Dust Orphans will be kicking up their own high heels in their new musical extravaganza, "Cleopatra!", opening April 21st and playing through May 27th, 2006. Cleopatra! promises to be the largest Orphans outing yet, featuring "a cast of thousands" singing and dancing their way out of their minds and into your hearts.

Featuring music ranging from soul to funk, from R&B to vaudeville-inspired tunes, over 100 costumes and sumptuous production numbers, the Orphans vow to make Cleopatra! their most monumental of any show to date. "I promise there will not be a more lavish musical extravaganza in Boston this spring or summer than the Gold Dust Orphans' Cleopatra!" commented Orphans founder/producer, Ryan Landry. "In fact, if I'm wrong, I'll eat my negligee!"

Cleopatra! is an original musical written by Landry featuring music by Landry and Bill Hough, and as always, the glamorous Elliot Norton award-winning Gold Dust Orphans. Starring the legendary Afrodite as Cleopatra, this spanking-new production also includes veteran Orphans Mark Meehan as Marc Antony, Penny Champayne as Octavia, Gene Dante as Octavian, Olive Another as Clamidia and Ryan Landry as Julius Caesar. New Orphans for this production include Cheri Amour as Syphilis, Claudio Day as Ptolemy and Josh Pritchard as Fagonius. Jim Byrne returns to direct his umpteenth Orphans production; all Busby Berkeley-inspired choreography is directed by the ominously talented Sarah Sweetly.

Cleopatra! plays April 21st through May 27th, on Friday and Saturday evenings, 8:00 pm, at the Machine Theater, aka Ramrod Center for the Performing Arts, 1254 Boylston Street, behind Fenway Park in Boston's Fenway Cultural District. Tickets are $25 general admission, and reservations can be made by calling the Gold Dust Orphans Box Office at 617-265-6222. Boston's Weekly Dig is the exclusive Media Partner for Cleopatra!

About The Gold Dust Orphans: The Gold Dust Orphans, founded by writer/performer Ryan Landry in 1995, is a diverse group of local legends with an uncommon goal - to provoke, challenge and entertain audiences with low-budget, high-octane original shows, often based on popular or standard works of film, theatre and popular culture. Gold Dust Orphans, Inc. is a 501c3 fully incorporated nonprofit. They've never accepted a cent from the government. Mostly because the government has never offered.


WHAT: Cleopatra!, an original musical by Ryan Landry and Bill Hough
WHO: The Gold Dust Orphans - Ryan Landry, producer & author
WHEN: Friday and Saturday evenings, 8:00 pm April 21 through May 27, 2006
*MATINEE ON SATURDAY, APRIL 22nd at 3:00 pm.
WHERE: Machine Theater, 1254 Boylston Street
PURCHASING: (866) 811-4111 or
TheaterMania.com

RESERVATIONS: The Gold Dust Orphans box office - 617-265-6222 for pay-at-the-door reservations ONLY

holy mother, that is BIG. it wasn't that big on the browser when i saw it. hmmmm.