A Born Again Diva

<psst, amigo, wait till gus passes out>

ok, NOW!!!

aaaaah. now if you excuse me, gents, i'm agonna crack a beer open (ok, another beer that is), and step outside for a smoke. i sorta need one now.

Too late!.... I have been shunned. I am an ARTIST!

I must put my angst in THE DANCE!!!!!!!!

well FINE, suit yourself amigo. gus will have to do then. ....but you know that sex is just a horizontal dance, don't you. i'll allow you to express all you want!

note to self: MUST get laid asap, right after the show opens, perhaps...

I have just returned from an outing with dag and I believe I have been eviscerated.

Is this what love is all about?























<hiccup>

I'm catching the redeye. Is it snowing? F**k it.

yes, that's exactly right. Now sign on the dotted line here... yes, right here.....


















<evil cackle>

dag, since there are no A2k member here at the present time, and since the two of us are obviously hornier than three-peckered billygoats, why don't we just start doing the horizontal dance?

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Not too bad, amigo. Now git yer ass o'er here. I am home alone.

oh, or that. if you get here on your tractor before amigo, you'll be in luck, mister.

Do you have any corndogs?

Geez, you and your corndogs!

Remember when Pee Wee Herman was racing down the road, bent over the handlebars, tongue sticking out? That is me. Right now I am in a death match with Amigo.

I pray I make it there in time.

hehe, i'll be here, boyz. just get here before i'm totally wasted.

and here's a song for you boys. it happens to be my slut song:

GET IT ON
++++++++++++

... NOW IF YA' DON'T WANNA GET IT ON
LET YO' DADDY LOVE YA' ALL NIGHT LONG
MOVE ON - BABY, MOVE ON

AND IF YA' DON'T KNOW HOW TA' PLEASE YO' MAN
GIVE HIM EVERYTHING A WOMAN CAN
MOVE ON ... YES, NOW SISTER, MOVE ON

YOU EITHER LAY BACK ... AND GET IN THE GROOVE
OH! OR YA' GOT TA' MOVE! ... I SAY YA' GOT TA' MOVE

NOW IF I FEEL LIKE I WANNA EAT
SKIN IT BACK AN' LEMME' EAT YO' PEACH
RIGHT ON! SISTER, RIGHT ON!

AN' IF YA' WANNA LET YOUR JUICES FLOW
THEN YA' OUGHTTA LET YOUR LOVER KNOW
FLOW ON ... BABY, FLOW ON

YOU EITHER LAY BACK, AND GET IN THE GROOVE
OR YA' GOT TA' MOVE - I SAY YA' GOTTA' MOVE

SOMETIMES, A WOMAN IS EASY
OH, SHE GIVE YOU EVERYTHING - AND I DO MEAN EVERYTHING
THEN THERES THEM TIMES
WHEN NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
YOU CAN'T PLEASE HER
OH, LORD! THAT'S WHEN I PACK UP MY BAG AND I MOVE

NOW IF YOU WANNA GO ANOTHER 'ROUND
THEN GO AHEAD AN' PULL YO' PANTIES DOWN
LET 'EM MOVE ON - LET 'EM MOVE ON

AN' IF YOU WANNA OPEN UP YOUR MIND
I'M GONNA BLOW IT - DON'T LET ME BLOW IT - NO, NO, NO BABE
SWEET BABY!

YOU EITHER LAY BACK - AN' GET IN THE GROOVE
OH! OR YA GOTTA MOVE - I SAY YA' GOTTA MOVE!

YA' KNOW YA' GOT TA' MOVE
OH, YEAH IT'S BEST TA' MOVE ON
YA' KNOW YA' WANNA MOVE
MOVE ON

I think I just came.

CORNDOGS!

oh no. so what now... you'll turn around and leave me be?!

chicken links....? organic, free range, no hormones.... that's all i got. oh, and dried cranberries for a snack! maybe i can run over to Kelly's diner, they'd have sumtin for you, amigo.

<note to self: freeze some bloody corndogs, woman!!!>

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