Curses, another plot foiled. However, Try had that Playdude centrefold contract in is pocket so he would try again. Meanwhile the bystanders had been eating the baked beans which had been used to fill the inflatable wrestling ring which was to provide the main event in a foxy wrestling match between
Mame and Kiwi. Shari would be the photograper of this event. She knew she could make millions off of them. The only catch was....
Shari only had her old trusty Anthony Style Wet-Plate Camera with Four Darlot No.4 Lenses. Whilst it was acknowledged, wet plate, multi-lens cameras are rare and prized items. The wet collodion process required that a plate be coated just before taking a picture. The entire process of coating the plate, taking the picture, and developing the image had to be accomplished while the collodion was still liquid (wet). Regardless of how careful a photographer tried to be, the collodion would always drip through the plate holder and inevitably get on the camera.
Even if the wetness problem could be overcome, there remained the intractable fact that the participants (with or without pants) had to remain motionless for 20 minutes, unless
Try could get ahold of Markr, our resident scientist and mathematician, to develope a new liquid that would enable the girls to keep rolling in the beens and capture the image at the same time. This posed a problem because Markr was.....
had an allergy to beans and could not be any less than 6mtrs to them
so that posed yet another problem for Shari, then Try came up with 'The Boy in the Plastic Bubble' idea....
Which although brilliant, was instantly dismissed by Shari with a short sharp slap with a
.
chicken wing she was eating, so Try thought of another idea but he needed the help of the entire....
Swedish Womens basketball Team. They were going to....
Sing the Kiwi national anthem, but only Kiwi Chick knew the words, which meant she would be still for the necessary time, so
3 hours later everyone fell asleep or left during the rendition of Kiwi's NZ National anthem which left....
Try mesmerised by the sweet dulcet tone of the melody. So leaving nothing to chance, he seized his opportunity amongst the slumbering bodies to
Take full advantage of Sharis camera by.....
Developing a negative idea that
by quickly replacing it with a digital, will be much to everyones relief of not having to pose for 20mins during each 'action' still shot....
which is a good idea but since he still had the old camera he decided to take pictures of all the sleeping people in a compromising position and the blackmail everyone. But one thing was very strange. Why is it that Try is still awake?
The answer was ridiculously simple, during the monolog he had worn Kiwi's mask and had avoided the fate that had befallen the others. However, with the aid of modern technology it was now time to
call in the aid of Miss Fudgie to clean up all this mess, but hang on where is....
The horse, he was such a good ride and could not be equalled when he was going at full
throttle which is how Try managed to escape the entrapment to the bridle, however he managed to leave a trail of the pink bandaids much to the delight of the.....
peeping toms who had been watching Shari while she...
