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Sun 18 Dec, 2005 11:40 am
Ok, so I'm new and I just want to say Hi! I think it would be fun to tell a story. You can write as much or as little as you would like but preferably only a few sentences. Take the story where you will and hopefully we will have some pretty funny stuff to read.
One day at work I had to use the bathroom really bad and the only available one was on the 43rd floor. So I ....
... went into the break room when everybody was at their desks...
eating grape jelly and Octopus. When suddenly,
I remembered I had to pee.
Since it was my last week on the job anyway, and I knew no one was going to throw me a surprise party since they all hate me, and I had already told everyone to farg off, I figured I'd pee in the sink.
Unfortunately my roommate was already doing that, so, thinking fast I......
quickly spied the coffee cup that belongs to this cow who has given me nothing but grief since I first started this lousey job, so grinning I reached over and grabbed it.....
...and carried it over to the corner of the room below the security camera....
...just as I was trying to make sure my skirt was out of the way, I was blinded by this flash and I heard someone laughing.......
"Company Newletter"!!!! shrieked a cigarette smoking bunny, who then scampered off........
to rat me out to all of my co-workers. Who cares right? I'm only gonna be here til the end of the week and then I will be on my way to making my dreams come true by becoming......
Carnival worker, I have always wanted to be in charge of the....
"Wipe Out" I am a big 80s music fan and....
I dont care if Im too short, I just love......
to push the button and watch all the little rug rats puke all over eachother. I have made a decisio, I am going to quit my job right this second and find the nearest...
shoe store for some shoe lifts, so I can at least reach the on/off button..
They're all gonna be sorry. I am gonna be the tallest little person in the world and then I will invent a....
story about my ex boss since I dont work at that dump anymore and she was a right.....
I do have a really cute ass. I think I'll ask her to
let me rent it for Ukranian Christmas for the nativity scene and in return I will....
Shave her back. I think I may need a ...
labotomy as I am suffering....
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