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Never ending story

 
 
Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2005 11:40 am
Ok, so I'm new and I just want to say Hi! I think it would be fun to tell a story. You can write as much or as little as you would like but preferably only a few sentences. Take the story where you will and hopefully we will have some pretty funny stuff to read.


One day at work I had to use the bathroom really bad and the only available one was on the 43rd floor. So I ....
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2005 10:37 pm
... went into the break room when everybody was at their desks...
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shari6905
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 04:02 pm
eating grape jelly and Octopus. When suddenly,
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 04:52 pm
I remembered I had to pee.

Since it was my last week on the job anyway, and I knew no one was going to throw me a surprise party since they all hate me, and I had already told everyone to farg off, I figured I'd pee in the sink.

Unfortunately my roommate was already doing that, so, thinking fast I......
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 05:05 pm
quickly spied the coffee cup that belongs to this cow who has given me nothing but grief since I first started this lousey job, so grinning I reached over and grabbed it.....
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:29 pm
...and carried it over to the corner of the room below the security camera....
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:55 pm
...just as I was trying to make sure my skirt was out of the way, I was blinded by this flash and I heard someone laughing.......
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2005 07:59 am
"Company Newletter"!!!! shrieked a cigarette smoking bunny, who then scampered off........
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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2005 08:50 am
to rat me out to all of my co-workers. Who cares right? I'm only gonna be here til the end of the week and then I will be on my way to making my dreams come true by becoming......
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2005 09:06 am
Carnival worker, I have always wanted to be in charge of the....
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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2005 09:29 am
"Wipe Out" I am a big 80s music fan and....
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2005 02:37 pm
I dont care if Im too short, I just love......
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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2005 03:25 pm
to push the button and watch all the little rug rats puke all over eachother. I have made a decisio, I am going to quit my job right this second and find the nearest...
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2005 03:33 pm
shoe store for some shoe lifts, so I can at least reach the on/off button..
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shari6905
 
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Reply Thu 22 Dec, 2005 03:51 pm
They're all gonna be sorry. I am gonna be the tallest little person in the world and then I will invent a....
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 22 Dec, 2005 06:53 pm
story about my ex boss since I dont work at that dump anymore and she was a right.....
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shari6905
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 11:52 am
I do have a really cute ass. I think I'll ask her to
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mccorrister
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 04:20 pm
let me rent it for Ukranian Christmas for the nativity scene and in return I will....
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shari6905
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 04:52 pm
Shave her back. I think I may need a ...
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Tue 27 Dec, 2005 05:42 pm
labotomy as I am suffering....
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