Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:55 am
1. You're proof that Artificial Intelligence is preferable to Natural Stupidity.
2. With your head so far up your ass, it's no wonder you're full of ****.
'Bout as smart as a lug nut.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Do you still think iambic pentamater is an olympic event?
Good morning, Mr. President.
8. He's kind of like an Irish Setter. Big, handsome, and noble looking, but not a lot upstairs.
9. She is an intelligent blond. Golden Retreivers are also good with children.
10. Gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus
11. Almost as sharp as a bowling ball.
If brains were dynamite, you would be hard pressed to blow your nose...
Slower than a turtle in molasses.
One neuron short of a synapse.
"2 toys short of a Happy Meal."
-quoting my eight year-old daughter
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
raised the IQ of an entire state by leaving it
That boy's elevator don't go to the top floor.
20. If he had a braincell, he'd be dangerous.
21. If he had another braincell, it'd die of loneliness.
Are you sure your name isn't H20_Man?