It wasnt like my new Pole Dancing career was taking off. I like to pole dance though, sometimes I think I look like a
long-necked, hairless, three-toed sloth doing the rhumba with
your dentures crashing to the floor and the MC said
"All purple people-eaters OFF the dance floor NOW! You will all...
empty your pockets whilst we examine the contents for the
missing vial of Agent Orange!" The crowd on the floor separated
and the leaves from the aspidistra withered away to brown
Ah! Looks like we found the missing vial - it's in the plant...
It might just be a triffid, that could give us all sorts of problems
because you know how triffids feel about
that interfering Quatermass chappie trying to
horn in on the dance floor! The largest of the triffids
I'm going on the floor with my chainsaw and
a lathe. I think I will make an oak cabinet and give it to
my guinea pigs for their new house under the.....
west wing of the White House. There, they will come across various new
sights and sounds of the disgruntled...
masses, who yearn to be free of..
restraints from not being able to eat their ...
lunches, which were created by gourmet chefs from...
