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my mom is a whore... no joke... what should i do?

 
 
panzade
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:48 pm
hee hee-thanks for the yucks guys...
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:48 pm
I see we are already planning the sequel before we have made 100 million in our first weekend with the first film.

Good thinking though Diane. Your idea might work out very well. Maybe we can get Tarintino to direct the sequel
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:53 pm
I was thinking Adrian Lynn (9 1/2 Weeks, Fatal Attraction, Indecent Proposal, etc.)
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 01:30 pm
I'm claiming all rights for all foreign broadcasts/translations exept for the UK (there's the copyright already with Lordie Droitwichian Producer Inc).
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:26 pm
since I only get to watch hrough the window and not participate, I want 3% of the gross.
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 05:46 pm
Next!
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 07:12 pm
(814 emails since I posted a brand new email address here.)

I was browsing through the photos of all the lovelies here on A2K that were eager to spend time on my couch when I came across a picture unexpectedly. I don't know how to describe it other than the green apron and the whisk. It was disgusting beyond belief. Even the viagra isn't enough at the moment. Casting will have to be put off for at least a week until I can stand again.


I hope this doesn't require sex therapy to get over.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 08:12 pm
Well that's a much different response than what I expected. From the sound of the picture I thought for sure that person would have gotten hired by you.
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 09:31 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sorry Parados, I didn't notice that your photo request was for women only, until after I had sent mine.

If you see a photo of someone wearing a green gingham apron, flying goggles and little else, bending provocatively over a kitchen table whilst furiously operating a hand held egg whisk, please delete it.


Except that it's Lord Elpus. Yikes!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 09:47 am
Pray tell, ....and what is wrong with my seasoned member?

The only disadvantage I can think of, is that the director will have to spend some money, buying a wide angled lens.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 09:54 am
a wide angle or a zoom lens
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 10:32 am
Wide...and bullet proof.

With enough film in the camera to last about 70 seconds.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 10:37 am
I knew this thread was bogus the minute I read that she gave up a dorm at NYU. No one gives up an NYU dorm. They are better than most NYC apartments. Students will kill their best friends to get dorm space. It's the details that really shout "Liar!".
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eoe
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 12:48 pm
Right! When I attended Parsons many years ago, we shared dormspace with NYU. My dorm was on 5th Ave. and 8th St. The Village. Altho' the dorms weren't much in themselves, the location was great!
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