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my mom is a whore... no joke... what should i do?

 
 
Chai
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:22 am
eoe wrote:
hahahahahahahahaha!
Okay Gargamel, you've won the job of rewriting and editing.

Chai...what can I say? The role of mom is still open.



Well......I guess the mom would be ok.......
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:28 am
Ah, eoe, I am always learning new definitions...

I guess I think of the woman sticking around for financial survival being a whore as a metaphor and not definitive.


My response treated the story as true, in that if it was, what would I say. I have the same take on the level of truth probability as other posters.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:31 am
who will play the role of the doormat father?
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:32 am
I was just teasing, osso. Very Happy
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:38 am
Very Happy
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:49 am
Just a few days ago, a poster on another thread asked why would someone make up a story and post it and why would posters not believe them. Wish I could remember more for a link. This is the perfect example.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:49 am
I think I am young enough to be the daughter! (sorry Chai)
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 11:00 am
Hey, I think there's room for any woman who wants to get naked, at least in this ribald tale. We can bring in friends, cousins, etc. Then again, if we throw in cousins it loses it's elitist East Coast slant and becomes more contemporary Southern gothic.

But we leave that up to Parados, casting director and appreciator of nude ladies.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 11:01 am
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Rachael0816
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:00 pm
NY is a big city, you can find better!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:02 pm
The city isn't the problem.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:03 pm
ralpheb wrote:
who will play the role of the doormat father?


If it involves being thrashed with a spatula, you can count me in.
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Rachael0816
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:16 pm
ok
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:34 pm
Since Gargamel is writing this tale in such a ribald fashion I guess it is time to accept photos of prosepective talent. I have set up an email account to accept your photo. Email the photo of how well endowed you are to castingcouch68 at aol.com and I will owe you one. WOMEN ONLY!!!!! (The email is real and mine. :wink:)

Sorry ralpheb, but with the nature of this film I think the boyfriend has to be played by a name actor which is why I am in present negotiations with whatshisname.

No head shots please. We will deal with head in one on one casting sessions.
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Diane
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:38 pm
Is there any way Antonio Banderas can fit into the cast? As long as he's in it, I'll play the maid who saves his life from industrial sized breasts, for which he will be eternally grateful.

Maybe this can be the sequel?
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:39 pm
can I at least play the perverted voyer that HAS to be in there somplace?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:41 pm
Sorry Parados, I didn't notice that your photo request was for women only, until after I had sent mine.

If you see a photo of someone wearing a green gingham apron, flying goggles and little else, bending provocatively over a kitchen table whilst furiously operating a hand held egg whisk, please delete it.
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:44 pm
excuse me but where is ciaobella anyway??? You big bad mean-ass people ran that poor child away!!!
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:45 pm
ralpheb wrote:
can I at least play the perverted voyer that HAS to be in there somplace?


I'll ask Gargamel to write in a peeping window washer.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:47 pm
thanx
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