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my mom is a whore... no joke... what should i do?

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 07:38 pm
Not kidding, you probably have residual effects of all those years of beauty, defined in a certain rather tunnelvisioned way, as being very important in life. I'm not mocking you for that, I can see that I would think that too.

The sooner you get over that, the better off you'll be. And I'm not sure you'll get over that by yourself.

Your mother doesn't seem from your report to be selling sex for money, which is what whore means, usually. If she is behaving as described, she is in a strange space of her own, having at its base, let me guess, a need to be thought beautiful.

The guy? Pay no attention.

Pay attention to getting yourself out of that melieu.
Not that modelling by definition is all so dastardly.
On the other hand, I have a friend approaching seventy who is always aware if heads are turning or not. It is a kind of trap.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 08:58 pm
As long as my wife sees that she can still turn my head I think she will be happy
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stuh505
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:03 am
So......let me get this straight. Credentials for being a good catch:

1) Be a pretty boy with no brains
2) F*** your girlfriend's mom
3) Lie to your girlfriend
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stuh505
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:04 am
This is what happens when you date someone purely based on looks
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 12:52 am
Hmmmm, you say you're 19
Your mom is 38
She came to this country and met your dad at 22...

I'm not so good at math but it seems like you're a few years off there.
It sounds like quite the fantasy drama.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 01:03 am
Yes, you guys are perfect together. All three of you.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 01:04 am
Just some minor negative points to a otherwise not so bad script, eoe.

That can be rewritten easily.
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 01:12 am
Osso says that technically, the mother is not a whore because whores get paid but I've always considered whores to be loose women who may sometimes trade their wares for financial favors, if the opportunity arises. Prostitutes, on the other hand, always get paid. Whores, unfortunately, don't. We need to get that tidbit straight for the screenplay, Walter.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 01:30 am
Well, it isn't really good enough for Broadway, but I'm sure, it could run as a soap opera for quite some time - even now!
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 04:36 am
Why does shallow and selfish so often go with good looking?

Get over yourself. If any of what you've said is true.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 09:44 am
Re: my mom is a whore... no joke... what should i do?
ciaobella007 wrote:
hello all. my first post here Very Happy.

...

<lots of extraneous glamorous stuff snipped>

anyway, my mom started seeing a guy about 3 months ago. his name is adam and he's an agent. he's 39 (my mom is 38) and he's a very good looking and charming guy. however, recently what has happened has seriously disturbed me.

my boyfriend who i have been with for 6 months is everything you could want in a boy. he's a model who works with abercrombie and fitch, hollister, lacoste, ralph lauren, calvin klein, etc. he's very gorgeous, very smart, and very sweet. however, he can be extremely sleezy. like i said before, my mom is a very good looking woman. she's gorgeous, looks about 20 and has silicon implants that are quite huge, and guys adore. anyway, for the past month i have been sensing that something is going on between my boyfriend and mom. somedays when i'm at school i'll come home to my boyfriend at my house chatting up with my mom. he's fully dressed BUT my mom will be in some slutty lingerie. i'm not saying she dresses up for him, i'm saying they have been doing something and when i come home... they stop. it's sickening! what's worse is that when i was having sex with my boyfriend, he MOANED MY MOM'S NAME!

i've confronted him several times, asking him if he's had sex with her. he says no, but he says that it would "be nice to have both of you in bed with me". WTF.

i know for a fact that he's been hooking up with my mom. i don't know if it's sex, but i do know it's something.

what should i do??? i love him so much, and he's quite a good catch. ahh.


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i know for a fact that he's been hooking up with my mom. i don't know if it's sex, but i do know it's something.


If there's even a shred of truth in here, why do you hang around if this is the case? Leave the jerk and tell Mom to put some clothes on when your boyfriends come over.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 09:53 am
If this goes into screen production can I be the shallow bf? Who wants to play the part of the mom and the dau? Do I get to choose?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 09:58 am
ralpheb wrote:
If this goes into screen production can I be the shallow bf? Who wants to play the part of the mom and the dau? Do I get to choose?


I get to be the daughter....I already TOLD you I wanted to be a jet setter.
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:00 am
Are you young enough, Chai? We're going for realism here, you know.
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:02 am
The casting couch is now open for the roles of mother and daughter.
Be warned, there may be multiple call backs before this gets cast perfectly.



Production will begin at some unspecified time in the future.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:03 am
A FAMILY AFFAIR

by Gargamel

My boyfriend's loins burned as he peeked through the shower curtain and watched my mother soaping her ample bosom.

"Enjoying yourself?" I asked over his shoulder.

"Kate? My god. How long have you been spying on me?"

"Just shut up," I said, grabbing a handful of manflesh. "And get in the shower."
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:06 am
eoe wrote:
Are you young enough, Chai? We're going for realism here, you know.



WELL!


I NEVER!


<stomps off>
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eoe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:13 am
hahahahahahahahaha!
Okay Gargamel, you've won the job of rewriting and editing.

Chai...what can I say? The role of mom is still open.
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:16 am
Writers have no say in the casting Gargamel. I, as director and producer, have final say.

If anyone wants to act as casting director and send gorgeous women to my casting couch that they think would fit the roles, go right ahead.


Honestly, I am trying to find the financing. Meanwhile, the auditions will continue until the financing is all lined up or I run out of money for viagra.[/color]
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:17 am
Is it ok I'm hung like a field mouse?
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