blatham wrote:French Muslims versus MommaAngel. Ten o'clock, Madison Square Gardens. Tickets available from shifty people near the entrance.
Ummnn, I dunno. What are the weapons choices???
Let's make it New Year's Eve and they can use Magnums. Then we can drink the propellant.
Let's drink the propellent first, they might break the bottles.
Stevepax wrote:blatham wrote:French Muslims versus MommaAngel. Ten o'clock, Madison Square Gardens. Tickets available from shifty people near the entrance.
Ummnn, I dunno. What are the weapons choices???
In the blue corner, it's evilness and beheadings. The red trunks have chosen to go with Victorian aloofness and pedophile insults. It looks to be a humdinger.
Since Muslims don't sing, I guess that means that MommaAngel gets dinged?
It will probably be leather-bound copies of the Bible and sheep-skin bound copies of Koran and they will slug each other with so they can grab the opponents' 'holy book' to flush down the toilet.
There you go, make a game show of it....
A quiz show on one's holy book, then the flush of shame.
That's priceless, Cyclo . . . thanks . . .
By the by, has christianity gotten noticably smaller since this thread started? Are we having any effect? No one seems willing to reassure me on this point.
Alas, probably not. I heard Xmas music at the pizza place near my office during lunch today. Looks like we radical secularists still have some work to do!
Well, i won't be discouraged . . . are we to make individual christians smaller, or just constantly laugh them to scorn . . . i'm actually rather confused about my responsibilities in this plot . . .
Perhaps we should begin shopping at the places the Christians want us to boycott. I'm not a big fan of Target, but what the heck...
The holy rollers are boycotting Target ? ! ? ! ?
Of what vile, Satanic evil are they accused ?
You couldn't make this stuff up . . . ah, the lunacy . . .
The best response at this point is to repeat Cyclo's excellent find from Wonkette:
The truth is, anytime someone starts talking to you about how Christians are persecuted in the United States, you are -- right then and right there -- talking to a retard.
I would agree, except for those who make good dough off of this idiocy. People like O'Reilly, and those who run these pro-family organizations. They're pretty smart...
Yes, the clever snake oil salesman usually never starves . . . and religion has been producing snake oil salesmen for literally millenia . . .
O'Reilly is my favorite. That sexual psychopath has a book on the NY Times paperback best seller list. The book contains moral guidance for teens. I wouldn't let that pervert anywhere near a kid...
Did you hear the Terry Gross Fresh Air interview, before O'Reilly lost it and stormed out? It gives quite an interesting perspective on his attitude toward his own adolescence . . .
