Neverending Rap Battle II

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this is cracks verse's put together

Speaking of vocal chords
mine are here to provoke a cause
if you combine a beard with these local hors
this is what you got...
My man professer in poker dot draws
so get in the bath and go soak your hot sores
you aint got a key to open locked doors
runnin your mouth get broken back jaws
i'll attck with a hack-saw
shoot you at school, leave you fools on the black board
jack stores, here, and over seas
your speakin maltese, **** you and **** your multi's
i've got feathers, you'll never malt these
hault for a second for the real OG'S
proffessers in the bog with a gob full peas
chatting mushy breeze like a clit from the phillapenes
when it's been licked and dicked and dipped in mini-teen
mix a little arse with a glass full of grenadine
heres a grenade, serenading my enemies
makeing you run bitch
leg it like a like a centapede
you chat so much **** running out of ameneties
everybody Holla one word for me
im man of sworn affects
crushing you down like a taranasourus rex
stand up on the decks
your JUST okay like a standard sort of sex
im so bored that im glad i bought a becks
8 sambuccas while i take another clock check
wait for your glock-set
cos then i went and bought the box set
soooo much ammo i could shoot million dogs dead
throw you in the loch ness
just another body for the cops to get,
i come up in in the best of light,
i gotta stay awake cos ima die tonight
thats why i drink SHARK, all throughout the night
and im in bed with ya mum cos of lager sight
hold it up
please kill me now before i sober up
i was avin a laugh but the jokes enough
if im sinking like moby dick then i'll panic
the same way you frowned when you went down like the titanic
am i satanic, just cos my evil lyrics are manic
i cant fix your's man, i aint a mechanic
god damn it, your lyrics a lowsey bid
You can tip "liquid nitrogen" around my head
i'll still come back like the T1000 did

as for "megasaurass" can we be stopping this
i know that your mum likes to likeatlotopuss
So whys she got my dick half way down her esophagus,
She aint a dinoasaur proff

She's a hippotamuss

she's gonna be famous
cos her face is about the size of Ur-anus
fitting in her mouth about 18 retainers
even at fat camp she was under miccelaneous
spontanius bust, combusting simultanious
: - )

and as for "@££@££" or what ever his name is
sorry i said he was your mate, that's TOO FAR on what ever the pages
he'd still be a BOY if we half, half our ages
but it aint his fault, their making CRAAAAAZY babies
His dads get flees and his mums got rabies
I'm an evil mother **** proff you can call me Heidies


now here's my **** the proff's

your spit-lacks-skill
you cant write scripts-fact-filled
im leaveing you a fossil like a tyradactyl
rippin apart your socket
with the glock-set
in my pocket
loaded and cocked-it
locked-it my glock-hits like I-do
shells that cause you to die-dude
crack is cocaine an baking soda
my facts take your brain an put it in the hole behind your choda
I thought I told-ya noones colder
Grow up either mature or get older
Before I bend you like a folder
quit trying to stand next-to-us
my spit burns turning your text-to-dust
causeing you to exodus
like a sharks teeth around flesh you bite
laying you to rest from my desk you die tonight
sorry my styles like no other
so you cant steal from me like you did from your mother
this isn't my first time so u cant take my virginity like u did ur brother
that's enough of that
im done spitting fact
so crack take that victory and spit back
crack was too poor to afford my class
this is for your poor-ass
this kids a gay dinosaur a megasaurass
this kids a lyrical failure
your sinking like moby dick sailours
you think your hot but im hotter
leave you six feet deep in water
so i take some liquid nitrogen
and ignite-my-pen
mixed with a molten eclipse
its sick when lightning bolts light these scripts
im a satanic creature
built on the lost-souls of apostles an demonic creatures
crack u had no time to finish your last-line
so im a cast-mine
pick-spines out my teeth drinking stricnine
stick-ryhmes where the sun dont shine sick-lines
that combine a quick-mind with tha ability to cuss
so fast your ass will spontaneous combust
like plastic explosives causeing blood to start gushin
now the bloods rushin
from fragments of your body ur brain crushed-in
to the back of your skull from a concussion
your body will fall like vodka to a russian
thats it i must-win
i dont need a break when i start bustin
this is about how well you can spit
my scripts strip flesh like hollow-tips
im no one shot wonder you swallow-clips
your talking **** that's enough of that-****
hit your skull with a hatchet
fix ya with a ratchet im no mechanic
six six six you're an evil mother fuker well im satanic
now I gotta choose which shoes to use
should I stomp you with my lugz
like a thug poppin sluggz
or should I use my and-1's
throwing kicks like bullets from a handgun
leaveing your body in the sand-son
or should it be my addidas
to kick the head off your fetus
or should I throw you on a crucifix like jesus
now don't choke as your mind freezes
cause im sicker than diseases


the sickest rapper win please rate an rate the metaphors punchlines multi's and so on


ive posted this battle too many times fukin rate it

Flow-Proff
Meta's-probably crack
Multis-Even
so its a draw but i guess i liked proff's better
however crack still had a good spit

how the fu(k is everyone in dis bitch maaaaen!!

haha yo battlefield what up dog? u need ta spit and show these newbies whats up! lmfao!

Flow-even
Meta's-crack
Multis-proff

ok ok ok wat i miss ive been gone for quite a while so someone tell me wats been goin down

iight me and dudu battled(pg 92 or 91) and dats kinda it

newb needin feedbak
just read n tell me wot ya think.. its that simple

try and battle me!!.. please, go and see a doctor........
thats like tryin to peel an apple with a helicopter!!........
guaranteed ul be on your knees.. cryin, beggin 'PLEASE'...
Ud rather die a slow death of a fckin lung disease!!....
even as u read this ur eyes will start to hurt...
go screamin to ur mommy how i made u feel like dirt....
and talkin of ur mom.. shes a clapped out whore
she pulls her fckin pants down and lets everybody screw her!!!
see.. when ur dad met her.. and 50bucks was paid
she turned on the redlight and thats how u were made
well.. i would have been ur dad.. but the dog beat me up the stairs..
now ur a fckin loser and aint no body cares

Re: newb needin feedbak

that is an example of a stupid ass white nerd that sits on his computer trying to make a difference in life... wow poetry is not excepted here in this forum

hey yo, you come up in a rap game,
thinkin your fame,
but in reality your just a little bitch without a cane,
you speak words that make sense through the eyes of a gay,
but then again you must like to stay and be a stray,
and im gona tell you when your post'n and all,
dont write poetry in a rap forum and all,
because guys like me are gona talk **** you fall,
cause in this game i cripple fools that crawl,
i sell drugs to the dealers that ball,
im the god that makes you feel humble to all,
RESPECT the legonds in this forum free call....

no disrespect... just had to say something... lol peace

HOW EVERY BODY DOIN! NIGGAS!?

now yall better start takin chill pills
cause makina's rhymes are just too ill
be aware im the masta it's only fair
try and challenge me if you dare
hurry up i've got no time to spare
im f*ckin ur girl rite now on a chair
she says "oh no Makina it's too big"
i told her to "stfu you in my rig"
now make sure when you spit the light is on
or else you'll just rap like a f*uckin moron
pay attention stay focused Makina aint done
quit wackin your toothpick while readin son
if you insist all you'll see is my gun
in your face, beggin to stay alive
i have no mercy i'll just count to 5
remember when Makina spits it's Live
on CNN, NBC and ESPN dont ignore
or i'll chop you like on a horror gore
think hard u'll need it u f*uckin whore
you aint no G you're just a bore

u think ur the masta
ill fukin blasta
strapped up in hospital head all in a casta
so many cuts not one more plasta
coz bitch your a weak rappa
i feel to slap ya
where im from your known as a bloody wanker
coz bitch im rippin this page
ill stand in your face strangle u with one of your braids
and then dangle u off the stage
im about to rip this up
that makina bitch blows
but only if u gave him a dick to suck
im speaking what i feel
makina's a fraud
and mc k!ngs is the real deal

Yo sorry i aint been on/
but it was all because my minds been gone/
it feels like i been dead/
or like my brain's gone right outta my head/
but hey as you know i'm back/
so no one worry because i aint done any crack/
i feel like i'm runnin' outta time/
so i quikly need to spit some ill rhyme/
man this is my life/
i hope i dont get killed by the knife/
cuz my my girl/
tell's me i mean the world/
and i would feel bad/
to see this chick sad/
so that's why im alive/
cuz she needs me to strive/
but hey back to this rhyme/
im bustin' it on a dime/
and anybody that can help me/
drop a rhyme ya' see/
i aint done this **** in a while/
it's all like i'm on trial/
and plus i been hearin a lot of young buck/
so that's prolly the reason why i suck/
but hey im outta **** to say/
so please spit at me soon like today.

every day i go to school,
it feels like drowning in a pool
getting straight A's on the report card
wich rlly isnt that hard
becuz if ur asian, just like me
ur gonna have a mom thats like "get A's or ur out of the family"
and thats why the asian stereotypes exist
and the retards are jealous and get pissed


gigigidygiu

standing outside cause id be takeing a ride in a cop car if i tried to walk in the local stores access denied access to the inside is found with a lockpick a distraction an being able to talk quick i saw some pricks talking jaws dropped and they started gawking i kept walking the stepped out of there car an said you frontin i said "what you want something"the dumb thing is they tried to step to me in a group of three surrounding me like a groupy see we don't see eye to eye maybe cause two of them put together where up to my thigh the type of biches youd see on degrassi high i moved quickly with physics like bill nye six kicks were delivered to the first guys eye as my fists fly i sent another sailing through the sky as my adrenaline bursts multiply i caused the last one to cry as he grasped his jaw i hit him so fast he never saw it coming now i dont see any mouths running they hop'd back in there ride as the one cried the punks tried to hit me from the side my preferral attention was caught next time i see these punks i will atend them being fed shots to the kidney but head shots leave red spots leds hot the dead rots i got a plot i got a plan man im going to beat these punks with my bare hands

nice spit, theprofessor.
needs a little more cussin' tho

iight iight iight we've heard some nice ryhmes so far, exept JunPunSun, taht was weak man!

yeah i think junpunsun is really copyright

Yo,
Step to me an get Slaughtered an Maimed,
There's no skill You All Are the Same,
I'm Causin doctors to put Gauze In ya Viens,
So take what ever Percautions you Claim,
Cuz I'm comin through to Alter your Brain,

I'm New to the Board,
I'll leave ya jaws Clued to the Floor,
When you see my Level of Skill,
I won't settle for less the Several Mill,
An anybody that gets in my way will get Severed an Grilled,

Why everybody on this board claim they Life is Rough,
Actin like they hard cuz thier Typin's fu|<ed...

Lol, No Beef, Strickly Game, get at me..

he bit TWO lines off of me. the one about hurryin up cuz hes fuc*in yo grl and f*ck u up like gore............ive done 2 lines similar ...............I DID A SPIT BAC BUT IT GOT TAKEN OFF AND HIS PUNK ASS AINT WRTH DOIN IT AGAIN