Neverending Rap Battle II

OK peeps now my suspensions up we can start this 2:2 so here is my spit to mc slipperz-

Yo Yo its n8, here to take you to da pearly gates// to watch and laugh as u get rejected by saints,U gonna get killed by me and my m8 Jay,Togetha we killin gays like u// This aint no nightmare its true,And your death sentence goes for yo bitch critical too,callin me a lil boy when u 2 at home playin peek a boo..

U beat other mens dik like u "cock" fightin//And in dis battle youll end up fried like got hit with lightnin, u couldnt be "above" me if u were "high" on vicanin,im leavin u sh.it scared and im jst writin//. Watchout now cos this Assassins gonna kill you//,If u was gettin wanked by you bitch she still wouldnt "feel"you or what u were "spittin" like wen u rap cos u just trippin.Like a orange im gonna peel you and make ur skin barely visible,u put hexes on ur turds to make ur **** scary but its just pitiful,this aint even a competiton ME AND JAY vs YOU AND CRITICAL u 2 are full of **** like u political//U try to attack with blunt tools but in dis u get left da fool like u failed first grade then quit skool, and to beat you pussies it wont even take 2, we fightin fags who couldnt flow if they was spilt booze,n like a bomb squad im gpnna lave you asses DIFFused

Right theres my spit for da 2 on 2 so hit back slipperz n critical

hey n8 yd u get banned newayz.......vote in my poll on the testing forum

jst flooded a room to prove a point n they got pissed plus they sik of me payin out gays what u reckon on my spit/\?

it wuz a nice spit

hey yo lyrical it says u on u ther?

man i got erryone on there homeboy(juss keepin it fair and honest)

nah i meant the forum said he was online

o my bad

TO DJTREY


""How can you battle in your suspenders and Urkel Glasses""?
Your whole outfit mis-matches got diss-scratches and lashes
across your whole body, smashing you with a lyrical Shotty
f*ck your hitlist put me on it, **** i'm naughty..too godly to not be
'pasteing' you with real **** cuz i'm to hot to 'copy'
treat you like a piece of corn and "stock" (stalk) you
get evidence that the truth is you really want the cock you
our definintely the weakest link everybody throws 'punches' to out box you
anybody can knock you..up and outta your rocker
you rock...then they rock harder
you hot....then they just hotter
you notta..zilch...neg-a-tive
you didn't even have to beg-da-kid to wrestle around
your momma did so i beg-da-diff
we all know you squat bitch..you aint even gotta leg-ta-lift
c'mon your're styles out of date like a sega-disk, i mega-diss on TREY
chew you up...then spit you out like a fish ontrey..**** i piss on trey..
with a 'lyrical-urine'
if he can beat me then theres a 'miracle-stirrin' in the distance
i'm rapein you bitch, show me your resistance
throwing punches at you so get in your diss-stance
trying to cover up but you can't..everybody can see it like piss-pants
you 2 pussy to fight any body in a one on one
i'll have a gun in my hand give u a count to 3 and shoot on one
"calling for back up we gotta rude-young-one..i mean c'mon boys please please cum"
you couldn't spit if you had a lisp, no teeth, and just gums
so why you "in-ter-net typin" i'm in-a-jet snipin you down
so when you start your typing tell me what u gotta say now
when bullets are flying throu ur house from a double eagle round

HEY HEY HEY.

I'm winnig the poll WOO-HOO.
I hope everybody's seen it. im winning the poll.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHA
This wuz ova b4 it started homie!
2 on 2 Killa
Lets get it Craccin Killa

Iight yo its plaint ta see that yall cant aim at me
Cuz i mean please, look at criticcal he got his head knocked 360 degrees
He cryin ta his mommy, MOmmy, King Jay whipped my ass and shyt
and she looked at ya raps and said, "Damn no wonder, u rap like a bitch"
This is not even a battle ta me this iz like muthaf*ckin Preschool
So stop talkin, no bite but all barkin, Chill pussys and be cool
and criticcal i killed ya once, killed ya twice, then once again
and i hope you actually dont come back this time and this ll be the end
Cuz you becomein a lil parasite succin up my time and you wastein it
ya ass iz goin on Get lyrics.com fa rap and ccopy and pastein it
you lil biter, you aint no writer, u cant freestyle like I do
U a lil pussy from australia or sum shyt u couldnt take a step in my shoes
U step in em and then they explode, like i had a bomb in them bitches
Cuz my hood, my shoes, my life, iz not built fa Snitchez and migits
and if it, gets ta tha nxt level and i put a f*ckin hit on ya ass
Ill have Killaz outside ya door witload gats and ya life ll flash
Yeah thats a threat itz not jus battlin anymore Homie
Cuz u got on my nerves so get off my dick, do like ya mom and blow me
This iz sumthin thats a waste of my tyme why am i even wastein bars
I could be out poppin shotz in parkin lotz and street racin ccars
U think that im wack???Criticcal, Do you even listen ta muzik
Cuz when this bitch wit guyz he do it like NIke, he juss do it
Tha first tyme ya popped off ya mouth i didnt think u wuz talkin to me
Cuz you faka than a 1950's Jpanese monsta movie
and Criticcal talkin bout he gonna slap me, Killa please
He gotta jump and swing up, ta even hit me in tha kneez
And ill be laughin at ya funeral when you get zipped up in plasticc
and then ill make ya grl flip flop more than John Kerry doin Gymnsticcz
Talkin bout he runnin this shyt, IM RUNNIN IT, ME AND MY CREW
IM gettin pissed tha f*ck off! WHAT THA F*CK GIVES YOU
Tha right ta be walkin around like you did sumthin Hot
Tha last tyme you thought u wuz doin sumthin hot, u wuz succin COCK
U lil faggot ass pussy bitch muthaf*ckin jackass i said a mouthful
U and Slippaz beatin me and N8? Tha outcome iz doubtful
These syllablez iz killin ya and spillin ya Blood, ya brainz drippin
U got no rep, go succ a dicc, cuz ya name im rippin
This wuz ya chocie ta do this rap battle bitchez, you didnt gotta do this
Cuz you cant beat us, U MORE SHITTY THAN SEWAGE
Im special, like a endangered species or a teen's first car
I WUZ DONT WIT YOU PUSSYS WHEN I WUZ IN MY FIRST BAR

GET AT US, ME AND N8 STARTED IT
LET IT GO YOU LIL FLOPPS
GET AT ME
~1~

@$$@$$!N83RS rap-
Yo Yo its n8, here to take you to da pearly gates// to watch and laugh as u get rejected by saints,U gonna get killed by me and my m8 Jay,Togetha we killin gays like u// This aint no nightmare its true,And your death sentence goes for yo bitch critical too,callin me a lil boy when u 2 at home playin peek a boo..

U beat other mens dik like u "cock" fightin//And in dis battle youll end up fried like got hit with lightnin, u couldnt be "above" me if u were "high" on vicanin,im leavin u sh.it scared and im jst writin//. Watchout now cos this Assassins gonna kill you//,If u was gettin wanked by you bitch she still wouldnt "feel"you or what u were "spittin" like wen u rap cos u just trippin.Like a orange im gonna peel you and make ur skin barely visible,u put hexes on ur turds to make ur **** scary but its just pitiful,this aint even a competiton ME AND JAY vs YOU AND CRITICAL u 2 are full of **** like u political//U try to attack with blunt tools but in dis u get left da fool like u failed first grade then quit skool, and to beat you pussies it wont even take 2, we fightin fags who couldnt flow if they was spilt booze,n like a bomb squad im gpnna lave you asses DIFFused

King Jay 777's rap-



2 other little bitches rap????????

Spit back slipperz n critical or u can jst forfeit cos u know u got no chance

ps NICE SPIT JAY

fast to rap slap and snap your ass all u wack m'cs cant clash its tushhort like the rapper but im rolling ghetto not riches but damm i got so many bitches on mah tray and im being like that ak spraying everywere cuz ima slurr and come through the street like its cold with a burr so dont attack cuz its a block clash and ill dash slit your thoart and laugh watch you gasp fer air like this beat you cant stand the heat get out the shack were birds are produced and sold to fiends like you im the king rapping better be on the game cuz ill come thorugh and make you insane from the sane cat **** u up with the luuey bat and still take ur cash

not bad for a first post

we need judges rate this



this is cracks verse's put together

Speaking of vocal chords
mine are here to provoke a cause
if you combine a beard with these local hors
this is what you got...
My man professer in poker dot draws
so get in the bath and go soak your hot sores
you aint got a key to open locked doors
runnin your mouth get broken back jaws
i'll attck with a hack-saw
shoot you at school, leave you fools on the black board
jack stores, here, and over seas
your speakin maltese, **** you and **** your multi's
i've got feathers, you'll never malt these
hault for a second for the real OG'S
proffessers in the bog with a gob full peas
chatting mushy breeze like a clit from the phillapenes
when it's been licked and dicked and dipped in mini-teen
mix a little arse with a glass full of grenadine
heres a grenade, serenading my enemies
makeing you run bitch
leg it like a like a centapede
you chat so much **** running out of ameneties
everybody Holla one word for me
im man of sworn affects
crushing you down like a taranasourus rex
stand up on the decks
your JUST okay like a standard sort of sex
im so bored that im glad i bought a becks
8 sambuccas while i take another clock check
wait for your glock-set
cos then i went and bought the box set
soooo much ammo i could shoot million dogs dead
throw you in the loch ness
just another body for the cops to get,
i come up in in the best of light,
i gotta stay awake cos ima die tonight
thats why i drink SHARK, all throughout the night
and im in bed with ya mum cos of lager sight
hold it up
please kill me now before i sober up
i was avin a laugh but the jokes enough
if im sinking like moby dick then i'll panic
the same way you frowned when you went down like the titanic
am i satanic, just cos my evil lyrics are manic
i cant fix your's man, i aint a mechanic
god damn it, your lyrics a lowsey bid
You can tip "liquid nitrogen" around my head
i'll still come back like the T1000 did

as for "megasaurass" can we be stopping this
i know that your mum likes to likeatlotopuss
So whys she got my dick half way down her esophagus,
She aint a dinoasaur proff

She's a hippotamuss

she's gonna be famous
cos her face is about the size of Ur-anus
fitting in her mouth about 18 retainers
even at fat camp she was under miccelaneous
spontanius bust, combusting simultanious
: - )

and as for "@££@££" or what ever his name is
sorry i said he was your mate, that's TOO FAR on what ever the pages
he'd still be a BOY if we half, half our ages
but it aint his fault, their making CRAAAAAZY babies
His dads get flees and his mums got rabies
I'm an evil mother **** proff you can call me Heidies


now here's my **** the proff's

your spit-lacks-skill
you cant write scripts-fact-filled
im leaveing you a fossil like a tyradactyl
rippin apart your socket
with the glock-set
in my pocket
loaded and cocked-it
locked-it my glock-hits like I-do
shells that cause you to die-dude
crack is cocaine an baking soda
my facts take your brain an put it in the hole behind your choda
I thought I told-ya noones colder
Grow up either mature or get older
Before I bend you like a folder
quit trying to stand next-to-us
my spit burns turning your text-to-dust
causeing you to exodus
like a sharks teeth around flesh you bite
laying you to rest from my desk you die tonight
sorry my styles like no other
so you cant steal from me like you did from your mother
this isn't my first time so u cant take my virginity like u did ur brother
that's enough of that
im done spitting fact
so crack take that victory and spit back
crack was too poor to afford my class
this is for your poor-ass
this kids a gay dinosaur a megasaurass
this kids a lyrical failure
your sinking like moby dick sailours
you think your hot but im hotter
leave you six feet deep in water
so i take some liquid nitrogen
and ignite-my-pen
mixed with a molten eclipse
its sick when lightning bolts light these scripts
im a satanic creature
built on the lost-souls of apostles an demonic creatures
crack u had no time to finish your last-line
so im a cast-mine
pick-spines out my teeth drinking stricnine
stick-ryhmes where the sun dont shine sick-lines
that combine a quick-mind with tha ability to cuss
so fast your ass will spontaneous combust
like plastic explosives causeing blood to start gushin
now the bloods rushin
from fragments of your body ur brain crushed-in
to the back of your skull from a concussion
your body will fall like vodka to a russian
thats it i must-win
i dont need a break when i start bustin
this is about how well you can spit
my scripts strip flesh like hollow-tips
im no one shot wonder you swallow-clips
your talking **** that's enough of that-****
hit your skull with a hatchet
fix ya with a ratchet im no mechanic
six six six you're an evil mother fuker well im satanic
now I gotta choose which shoes to use
should I stomp you with my lugz
like a thug poppin sluggz
or should I use my and-1's
throwing kicks like bullets from a handgun
leaveing your body in the sand-son
or should it be my addidas
to kick the head off your fetus
or should I throw you on a crucifix like jesus
now don't choke as your mind freezes
cause im sicker than diseases


the sickest rapper win please rate an rate the metaphors punchlines multi's and so on

Dj_bean in tha house
you guys might think i suk at raping,
but u knoe wut, it's u that sucks at raping
u might think i look like a cow
but WOW
all i got to do 2 u is POW POW POW
and then ur dead
with a clear shot to the head
so u can go fuk a goat
with ur lil thiny boat
ur like 12 years old
and ur cock is small and rinkly like ur 80 years old
so u can go stick a pipe up ur ass
cuz all i got to do, is fuk a ass
so u just got beat
by the man with big feet
and don't mess with Dj_bean
cuz he will mess u up, and b very mean

yea yea, gangsta raping right here ,

haha nice try to actually spit
man i heard u spit betta afta suckin cracks d*ck
man im a hustla who can rap like cassidy
b*tch u wish u couls spit as fast as me
my spitz juss flow outta my brain
straight into yo house and crush u like a nitetrain
u got no flow juss like u got no hoes
wen im f*ckin my b*tchez i got'em sayin "ohhhhhhhhh"
man u make yo **** long but its watered down
so shorten it up and spit on my level befo u challenge me clown
im f*ckin u up and i gotchu cowerin and flinchin
afta dis spit im prolly banned cuz dis kid looks like hes gonna b snitchin
i could c the email now"Da Kid crushed me please ban him!"
cuz my spitz r da 11th commandment "dont crush ppl give them a chance or its a sin"
im sick of punk ass new punks trien to rime
dawg come bac quik fo we pop off....... o wait u outta time

i also dont like white people
you shouldnt too
and dont get me started about the jews

____________________

Why don't you start about the Jews?

Re: Dj_bean in tha house


WTF???? you rape gangsta's?

:Rapping is spelt with two P's if that is what you meant

hustler crew
yo you can find me in the jewlers wid me chains,
or in ma fuckin benz man switchin lanes,
dont **** wid me cos ill get one of me hustler soldiors to split your brains,
your all in ma line of fire, im jus sittin in ma seet,
put my fuckin benz headlights on niggas lookin like munchmeat!
jus put ya teflon on an roll wid ma heat.
if ma drug money slows down ill call on you clown wiggas,
if it jus stops ill be poppin you clown niggas!
in the race for the dow i run laps around niggas,
people jus cant keep up en get pissed off,
i caught your crew rollin wid chris ross!
ill spin yall all in a fight like fuckin criss-cross!
im a fuckin boss niggas can tell,
my fuckin hustler west crib the size off a small hotel!
ill stick you all in the **** as if it was glew,
so the last **** fucked up so i made the hustler crew!