Neverending Rap Battle II

u cant rap for **** im 100x better then u

yo...My styles The **** urs is Of ill Diss u so Bad ur Balls Will Drop.
never knew u had them in the first place ur a fatass mother ****** so i won this race.ur an imberrasmeant so get of the stage plz go home and put a bag over ur face.u smell like **** for a 3 feet tall go **** a girl and dont let ur balls drop.
i like this rap cuz u lost i aint no member bitch im the final boss.anybody who goes against me will get hurt or murdered ur up against me so u wont go further

dude u fking suck ur rhyme is WEAK!!!

check the diss i made u fag go to page 160 U SUCK

i slam bitches, im not with the clan but im a grand wizard.
all this **** is garbage youre heartless youll **** your jeans when you try and get flip with me PARTNER!
ill put a hole in your chest and leave your lips black like you just died right after applyin lipstick on your bitch ass.
lipstick aint warpaint and war aint no card game but you can get picked up when you hit the deck like a 52 cardd pickup trick.
ill send you quick to another demension bitch then ride of in an expensive whip AND YOU DO NOT DRIVE HOT WHEELS youre a fuckin flunky you skate off on bananapeels
every thing im sayin real unrestrained no barriers
i represent philly dog not harrisburg

you could learn how to spell but you seem kinda hard headed and you may not learn to well. i make your fuckin perm smell when i burn shells through ur face i make the barel swell when im rapin kids like you that attack jews from a computer screen while ur usin vaseline to attack the back of your spleen through your asshole
i pass hoes and nail em with a paslode
and im pretty sure that aliens have tracked me here from a john deere thats not really a tractor but a spaceship with a tractor beam draggin it bacwards on rabbit speed through a field of wheat.
and no you aint as real as me
i know four dudes thatll arrive in a truck hem you up and put a campbells soup can in ur butt.

You swallow secrets? Well, peep this
Thought that verse was built, but his rap’s fallen in pieces
And **** bricks, his hands are full of faeces
He couldn’t investigate if he had a hypothesis
There’s too much bad grammar in his thesis
The reason he’s insane is ‘cause this faggot is so weeded
He’s spittin’ ‘cause I put maggots in his greens
Ran from a hurricane, that’s why my khaki’s full of creases
Listen, you’re not Beanie Sigel
You’re standin’ in front of a hundred thousand people
And you just delivered your worst **** ever
“Spit blackmail”? Yeah, that ****’s real clever!
Optical illusions? Stop it, you’re deludin’
Shut your mouth, dude, and stop droppin’ all that bullshit
After I pop this, when I drop ****, he is losin’
This is a dumb rap, and I just got him lookin’ stupid

yo...you look like the dead ghost casper once im finish with you ull be the dead rapper. ur cranky cuz u have 3 dicks up ur ass ur mom calls me rabbit cuz i **** her really fast ur moms boobs is the ball my dick is the batter i saw ur dad at B.JS his the maneger yo kid ima ******* murder you yeah you heared me cuz i dont studer like you do. i know a little 5 year old girl she has more balls then you do. your like a little dick i sit on the TV watching Blues Clue and i still get ur mom more then you do. i got a bigger dick thats why i get more hoes then you do.

you need an educated life, i bet what u did was watch gay porn when u were five.
dont even try to go against my homie, cus im sure ill leave u down sucking dick from a ponie.
i bet ur some white ass nigger sitting your fat ass in a seat, all u do is finger ur hairy ass pussy until it starts to bleed.
Bitch im sure ill leave you hanging dead, cus im not the one left behind im the one who has the hard head.
excuse me, but im not gonna lie, i was the one who fucked your mom leaving her pussy with sperm and dry.
If u gotta say something say it now, else ill make your mom suck my dick until she drowns.

bitch ya words b to soft...way to soft if ya ask me...ive been rappin since u were a little girl...since u learned how to do pee pee. i dont even no y u even try to spit. nigga bad idea so i sugest u stfu listen and sit. i already scheduled ur funeral its at 12 oclock..ur parents r gnna b choking on dere tears while ur wife is chokin on ma cock... so plz bitch just do us all a favour...dont ever spit again...actually just dont even talk!!!!

damnnn !!! that **** was crazzzy

So now u an apparition,jesus i'm scared stop fakin it clown u sound lik a clown using grammar so dumb cowboy alabama oops!i understand whackness u get dat 4rm ur mama now look son u really need 2 work on ur freestyle cos u're more like celine dion actin a fool gangsta g-style fake lik kanyee smile u don't want it wit me ok i spit dope lines dat make u throw ur keyboard away i'm nice wit dis since BC swingin it hard lik Canibus while u's a lame 2 me dude all i see's a granny buzz so stand back & witness skills kinda lik a psycho disc jockey crushin ur written cabbage disc floppy plus dat goes 4 u clowns hope u dicks copy

my rymes are so tight i always like a good fight
i come out at night im a ******* beast i feast on pussys like all of u my power is ten times any of yours i always come back for more i rule im the king i should have a cape to match my ring all u ppl suck at rappin ur **** is so lame i dont rap for fame to me this **** is more then a game dont challenge me unless ur the best to me this **** is real when i spit i get everything off my chest

**** you think your good but your to gay too get wood,
dont talk **** you prick,
clearly you cant rap worth my crap,
your mom is happy when shes with me, she always wishes i was yo daddy,
when i pulled up and picked that bitch up in my caddy,
im always right your wrong get off the bong,
offering kids candy is your style, your a fuckin jew just like kyle.
you think your good at coming back except you get taught everytime another guy cums on you,
dont **** with me you fool...

for experienced battlers only join my new one Freestyle rap battle

these rhymes are shitty yall cant rap to save your lifes.
from the time it took yall to write i finished finger fuckin your wifes.
stuck my dick in her she already screamin it hurts,
wat you guys aint got no dicks up under those skirts?
man im to hard for yall, there aint nothin you can do
give me just 3 shots ill drop you in 2.
dump 1 in ya heart and 1 in yea dome,
wrap up your dead body and dump it on the steps of your home.
ring the door bell, step back wait for yo momma to open the door,
watch her drop to her knees while she cryin to the lord.
as she look right at me ask me wat did i do,
ill take the last shot and dump one in her too.
sit at your funeral watch as everyone weeps
laughin to myself cuz i sent yo body 6 feet deep.
crack a bottle take a couple shots dump the rest on your casket,
throw in a lit match just sit back and watch it.

this guy must be white his ryhmes soundin like ****,
i may be white to at least i know how to spit.
"dont **** with me you fool"? wat you tryin to sound hard
ill **** wit you bitch, step back you'll just be signin your death card.
my verses alone will put you under the ground
tearin threw you rippin you apart pound for pound.
your lyrics are dead they sound so shitty
the grim reaper of ryhmes comin to take em away, feelin no pity.
think rabbits is gay to get wood bro just look in the mirror,
takin dicks up ya ass, dont think ive met anyone queerer.
if your gonna bother spittin back man just save your breath,
cuz after i just destroyed you, you aint got nothin left.

try to get everything off your chest? try to get the slug out your chest
when i run up on you bitch yo ass be put to rest, nigga im the best,
dont try to battle back cuz the hardest mc has been set.
you can battle right back but nigga you dont gotta chance,
everythign you spit will just make me inhance,my rhymes cuz they so deadly
got your girl in my room givin me a strip dance. stick my dick in her ass got her screamin for more. im the pimp outta dis **** your girl be my whore. haha try and come after me to get your girl out the game, but there nothin you can do everything reamin the same. step to me you realize im insane. bust out my 44 empty it into yo brain. you say you da king nigga but i be da god, strike yo ass down leave you layin in a yard. i aint talkin bout yo house nigga so better behave, or the only thing youll be layin on is inside yo grave!

WELL WELL... im back..

My first rap battle.i aint expectin to come out strong but u aint gonna beat me that easily...lets go...

neva judge me by ma looks for i warn u, there wont be room for correction/right now imma about to force down ma throat, ma rap concotion laced with pills for abortion/and spit insane rhymes forcin da house of chiefs to declare ma freestyle session an abormination/Obviously I am da reason da rap forums are goin through demolition/ma rhymes sting so hard afta ma death them stil gonna be a rappers collection/come on dawg,admire ma dextirity, heap on me more adoration/i keep it clean too so i wont say ma rhymes are harder than ya erection/all u do is sit behind them monitor, punch them keyboard and runn ya mouth...i urge u dawg, take action!/or stay mute and listen like am your favourate radio station/ok bring it on,no one told u not to mess with adolf?/wodi wotu 3b3gye golf/i smile as i rhyme, spitin it slooowly, oh no rushin (no ruuushing)/put ma lyrical knife in ya chest and slowly leave ya blood gushing(blood guuushin)/and I do it still smiling!/plus i make it annoyin and whisper asta la vista baby as i squeeze da trigger with ma middle finger/good,like shwazneggar did in terminator/take it easy dawg when u die real mc wil find ya death amusing u will get a standing ovation!!!