Neverending Rap Battle II

yo bigs ghost wat u sayin go fly a kite
man u so small when u come up to a fight ull probably bight
ur like a pr schooler u dont no wats right ur no mystical master
big ghost dig dick an want it a little faster from blits head after harder
an bro wat i forgot to ask ya way u talking about midgets unclothed
ur wack rymes arnt even wereth to post earth to ghost
ill serve the most drop a few lines a murder ur flows
im packed with loughter
no bodys got ur back ur wack n a disaster
ur rymes need to get thrown in the trash can a little faster
so kid get ur art book ur marker an recycle it for somone a little
harder....

Sayin' go fly a kite? that's some mary poppins ****
MC God get ya virgin mary off my cherry poppin dick
Your rhymes are made of silk, good that makes them rippable
We comin straight off the dome, you stayin mad typical
When i piece, ain't many critical on it
When you throw up it could be literal vomit
Lyrical arson? the only fires you startin' are from the friction
of you kissin on girls more manly than sam l in pulp fiction
MC God you got laughter? well fool i get the last laugh
As i lyrically blast past you fuckers even when bringing the half assed
****. Stickin with internet bitchin but if in real life you meet us
we'd leave you comin out shriveled and crippled, like an aborted fetus
My styles erratic like panic patterns on spastics
Yo **** is old news, my **** ends up as classics
I didn't even need to reply considerin the quality of my last ****
but your posts made this thread straight up anticlimactic
So the moral of the story is to lay off the crack, kids
Undegradable like plastics, the fact is,
I thought I already saw "The Wackness"

listen to this
you can kiss
your chances
goodbye
no lie
i'll make you cry
this is coming from a king
with the bling
u can hear the ching ching
just remember who i am
if u read
put it in your head
cuz im the best
of the west
dont mess
ill drive you upsessed
cuz im A-dogg
and im able
to do anything possible

listen to this
you can kiss
your chances
goodbye
no lie
i'll make you cry
this is coming from a king
with the bling
u can hear the ching ching
just remember who i am
if u read
put it in your head
cuz im the best
of the west
dont mess
ill drive you upsessed
cuz im A-dogg
and im able
to do anything possible

A-dogg..
You suck harder than Jody Reynolds
even though your A-bitchh
and you got no balls
You still come on to me as an itch
but you're just so small
but your so god damned illiterate
your nation feels appalled
when you open your uneducate mouth and spit
You slip up and then fall
but thats not all!!
Because of the lyrical power gap between us
you can't even say **** to me
you're just a dick with no penis
and you can believe it
since everything that you say is so true
when your on some serious ****
and I leave you black and blue..

All I'm sayin' is to just shut your mouth
because all I am reading is semen and bullshit
and thats all that comes out..

Bigz ghost,
you necrophiliac father ******
get off of biggie's dead corpse so I can feed the daisies to your daughter,
then after murder her father for bein' so damn critical..
I'd rather be jerkin' off your mother's dick 'cuz I am so cynical
bigz you've got quite a mouthful I see,
your used to that kind of stuff I guess since you're always on your knees
suckin' AK skits dick and he don't even have to say please
Lyrical arsonist?
you arrogant faschist,
your no master..
you just a mystical literal disaster
and there you are still alone in your bed..
your girl even called me up last night
just to come over and give me head
I always bust in her mouth so the next time you mak her
you get a good dose of protein
to explain the taste you have after

here we go, i got alot of **** to say, lets start off with all your tooth decay, i cant believe your parents let you go to school like this, with your two huge lips and that front tooth chipped, man look at these queers, mc kings got pirces in BOTH of his ears, you should go and get a rifle, and lock your door, cuz im gunna come and kill you, like tupac shakur..

I swallow secrets and spit up blackmail
I'm rapping crazy on 9 aspirins
Gotchu shittin bricks like you on lacitives
I told your girl if u can't suck it up suck down
I'M longer lasten den you like duracell
Yeah im confident with clearasil
I'm known like chicken pox
way more famous den you like Epcot
Ya can't rap nore spit game
I've seen more news crime den stop signs
I make your girls snap der necks at a glimpse
Having a quick crime scene investigate
You run from me like a hurricane
My mental Games contemplation
Got you on Medicates
I stop time like slomo
Got you insane on my rhymes its a freak Show
My rhymes have you under seducin
Not like your rhyming optical illusions

im getting ready to **** up the industries status quote im lyrically and empirically gifted imma surprise yall like when OJ got evicted when i battle people its just unfair i hold it down and yall are unaware i put more damage on the mic than game does with 50 all my **** is real and thats no mystery i could keep going with this rap and make you look even worst but i dont feel like calling in a nurse

im getting ready to **** up the industries status quote im lyrically and empirically gifted imma surprise yall like when OJ got evicted when i battle people its just unfair i hold it down and yall are unaware i put more damage on the mic than game does with 50 all my **** is real and thats no mystery i could keep going with this rap and make you look even worst but i dont feel like calling in a nurse becuase as soon as she hit those streets you gonna be off your feet

yall bitches aint ****
but yall like this dikk
yall like to suck on that tit
Long and fat
Biatch you know want some of that
Just like everyone wants my new promo
biatch you gay as fukkk yousa straight homo
damm yall bitcehz , yall wanna get slammed
Yo momma said hey man, you want some of this clam
i said bitch yo nah i'd rather go get something to eat
so i fuccin went and ate and then gave her my skeet.
yo momma wants this D and said bitch get off of me
I aint want that saggy clam
dont you know who i am
you too worn out
snortin coke straight through ya snout
go buy a dildo
cause straight up you a nasty hoe
every pussy wanna be nigga get they fill yo
i like my burgers with a lil jalapeno
yeah its real
like you motha fuckas didnt know that there was a color teal
Your **** is whack
stop trying be stuntin like me bitch its all a fuckin act
you all suck at this **** to be exact
bitch this my first rhyme
but it dont matter because yo momma so sweet
hell yeah she so fine
bitch you dont know?
im ya daddy
yeah bitch thats me
you are a piece of **** for a son
you suck at life so go find a gun
or go and get hung
you try and spit fiya
you know i raised you betta
so bitch you know my **** burns highya
thats no way to talk to yo pops
chicken fried rice and pork chops
you grounded.
mutha fuckaa

Yeah the call me mr d
i drop my bars like Dr Dre
all i need in my life is fame
yeah i grew from the struggles and i dont wanna stay the same
this is what want,, time to change i need a new theme
went oustide spitt my bars they where only just 8
now where eva i go in y area rappers stat to hate
but there is nutting i can do and i can't stop its too lat
AM SICK OF THIS HUSLERS I NEED SOME HELP

Yeah the call me mr d
i drop my bars like Dr Dre
all i need in my life is fame
yeah i grew from the struggles and i dont wanna stay the same
this is what want,, time to change i need a new theme
went oustide spitt my bars they where only just 8
now where eva i go in y area rappers stat to hate
but there is nutting i can do and i can't stop its too lat
AM SICK OF THIS HUSLERS I NEED SOME HELP

u think my raps are wack look at ur reflection and get slap
my raps will hit u like an arrow go to a barber and shave ur cheap as afro
saw ur mom in my category hat and cat thats ur vocabulary
yo nigget they call me G ryder mess with me watch me light ur house on fire
u wanted to buy a phone but they aint worth a penny hobo
go home u cant rap the closiest ull get to a girl is a rat
thats why ur mom calls me
every night go out in the streets and watch me fight
i suck wen i freetyle but after this ill keep u quiet for awhile

[SLICK]
Yo they call me slick because I can stick u by the back
and make u look like a whack ass rapper
don't try to rap or get bitch slapped
straight up, and stop the hate cus when people looked at ur face they needed to move out of the state...

I'm a beginner but when i go against u im always a winner
we all know that u watch gay porno
i see ur mom accross the street becoming a hoe
learn the flow before going against me
Dr. D is lame, look at your ugly as face
u need to erase those pimples on yo face
so i dont know y u messing with me because im about to take you down and make you flee

Hey guys I'm back from learning how to rap, sorry bout' my whack ass raps above, but this is the ultimate ****!
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Yo, people call me Mr.Slick cause I'll never fit fo' ya' mommas
**** dawg, don't make it like the biggest drama
I thought yall can rap but it seems ya crap
this is simple, i'll take out my pistol and shoot you dead
this is a disgrace cus yall misled this...
We are not in a diss rap battle, this is just for fun
i'm just gonna go easy and not act all dumb
i dont wanna start freestlying cus then
ya;ll gonna start crying...
Just end this **** and stop the bitchinis
lets all get away, or else yall gonna get
yall asses beaten that yall will need an x-ray

(sorry, but i'm a beginner in rapping )

sum of the ppl on this website have good lyrics but if you want to read mine go on the other version of this website on one of the latest pages because i cant be bovered to battle on 2 different websites

but listen my lyrics are pretty tough for a 13 year old my screename is charliesforces chech it now and comment please???

yall everyone check my blazing lyrics read my last comment for more info ur be amazed and dnt forget 2 reply

rapslick i know ur a beginner
so heres a tip make ur rhymes less simple
instead of FACE and RACE and stuff like that use bigger words
more interesting things that are funnier so thats just sum advice

yo that rap was wack i couldent wait for it to end
fly a little higher you'll get hit by my flack.
and my chances have just began.
and i don't cry.
my tearducts are dry.
and you think thats a lie.
if you mess with me i'll give you a black eye.
no brass nuckles, i'll make you buckle under the pressure.
but no pressure, i just want you to reply.
cause i come at you from every side.
you cant hide from me,
you don't see what i see
ive ben all over the world
ive seen things only your dreams, can dream
chea, mic check ... suck on this Dan Rather
im out
(for shits and giggles)

"no offence Dan Rather" like i said befor just for shits and giggles