Neverending Rap Battle II

talkin bout wanna b mc
proll y jus wannas b me
cuz u rap almost good as ashant-e
so when i rap u cant help but mention me
cuz my rymes is colledge and urs are elementary
police officer come in your house tell u to freeze
then u get your mug shot sayin CHEES
say no i didnt do it pleaz
and jus like you u do to me ur on your neez
you got somethin good then show me
cuz at least im not the 1 tellin other guyz to blow me

no mofo , no1 wnna be you
for **** sake , cnt even spell KNEES
now watch the chamber of ma gun as i SQUEEZE
"this guys GAY i guarantee"
stop before u meat a man with H.I.V
ur rhymes aint colledge , more like pre school
and NO you aint fukin cool
from outa no where , u come acting like a mc here
then get ur ass destroyd n disappear
this website is for upcoming mc's
not little gangsta wnnabe's
rapping aint your expertise
shud find another hobby , somthing else to do
maybe the old folks home? yeh . thatl be good for you
maybe learn some respect , look at life in a different view
u could even work on a career
until then , GET THE **** OUTA HERE

~~MYSTIK ~~

ma mystik flows bullet proof
hurricane like winds seperate your house from your roof
your flow's abit rusty
mine rust free , by the time im done i think u will agree
ma sonic sound shakes the shoes off ya fukin feat
sit back and laugh as the bitches retreat
try n compare yourself to me , no i wont be discrete
blast ya the **** away like an ejection seat
drop ya fuking nuts , call the pigs
break the mother fuckers like twigs
mess around wit me send ya to a dark abyss
**** you , we can settle this , toe 2 toe
slap ya the **** around like yu ma hoe
lisen up , im spitting the facts at you
come and **** with me , i will see it through
punch u in ya fukin jaw
leave ya eatin through a straw

how many times am i going to have to build this path
after we trample and laugh it away with wrath
half of the day is past
besides will we always be a victum of concious memory's
after doses of alzeyhmeirs and amnesia will my concience will remember me
and entity of my enemy
if we keep are friends close and enemies closer
n we become like those were surrounded by
how many angels are hanging there halo's around the sky
how many god loveing creatures are bound to die
these are the laws of life ,will criminals now abide
lost 999 pieces to a 1000 thousand piece puzzles ,thought i hadn't
and was able to build a clear path out of this labrynth
amazeing when i showed the teacher
what day's bring mortal creature's


just a quick one for ya peace

spit these lines to tryna escape the pain
when i rhyme , get a wierd feeling that i cant explain
this feeling allows the words to flow outa ma brain
no i aint a gangsta , neva grew up in the hood
but i was usually accused , & misunderstood
vever showed much emotion , no1 new wat i was goin through
then i dicoverd rap , saw life from another view
itl be great , but itl be bad some of the time
cause u see , rapping aint all about violence n crime
its all about expressing himself / herself
see when u pull a record off the shelf , u sit down n put it on
u sit and listen , then u get lost in the song
then u finally find a place that u realy belong
people will tell u that ur **** , but u just gotta be strong
its all about that feeling when u put the beat on & spit
cause u see , u cant anything u want , just gtta set ut mind to it..

peace ...mystik...
just a little something that came to my head

yo

yo

yo..................?

Im spittin fire like its comin out my skull
its what i do, thats how low riders roll
quit dissin, now listen, quit trying to rhyme
your wishin and hoping to keep your beats on time
now listen to yourself, and your broken rap
listen to my words, and you'll say "oh snap!"
now, fa la la la la la, la la ka ching
my rap is making bank, I make more than yao ming
I got Nike, Adidas, Reebok's, and Vans
now you, your on the street collecting grips of cans
so while you make your 50 cents on daily basis
ill be chillin with 50 in my own oasis
so just shut your mouth, cause im swift like the wind
now take a little time to try and comprehend
what i just spat out
now it's time for you to go back to your mommy and pout

Ya, yo, yo

U guys aint no motha fuckin mcs
U must be a bunch of fuckin pussys
U guys aint nothin compared to the double G
Ill eat u all up like a big tidy
But u know what i think about ur raps?
There crap, u guys are hill billys tryin to be black
But thats
Just a fact,
the full pull of this fuckin wool is that
Its bull its dull its screamin out its old its gatta fold theres nothin
Its all cold
Its not gold, itll mold
Ill bury it all
Like i did with yo mamas
After they were shot and brought
To the graveyard with yo pap
With not a cop around cause they all thought
Theyd all be taught a lesson like ur mama was
Because
She fell in da jaws
of da big G
u see
im not a bee, but iv bin in fights with the henry V
the queen bee, and he
spilt his beans, and leaned
cause he didnt wanna mess with me, the killer bee

( just playin dogs)

hahaha check this ****
this beat is pretty good but this rap is better
you look like a faggot wearing a christmas sweater
this is a lump of coal in ur stocking
into ur moms pussy my cock will be docking
Hear me dude? the fire im spellin aint gonna wear off
Get too close bitch and ill chop yo fuckin head off
Messin with me bro, don't even bother
suckin on my balls your mom pays top dollar
Dude u did have a 3-way, i saw that happenin
Ur dick, ur right hand, and a pack of white napkins
i wouldnt buy your **** if it was free cause it aint even worth it
your the type of mothefucker who drops the soap on purpose

i speak
you shut the f**k up
u preach
i put u on ya but
cant teach
a chef ta cook
u wanna rap
i wrote the book
only thing u rappin this christmas
are presents
im mummyfying litlle chatters
n sendin em ta heaven
lucky number slevin
free ta come n go
when i send ya in the mail
i'll finnish with a bow
gift tag on ya toe
u wanna run ya mouth at me
lets see how far it go
only thing u'll get this year is left out in the snow
i see why u all on this site
shiit u aint able to know

check it
ima stay calm
im not gona get mad
if it wernt for that pitbull
i might be ur dad
u think ur all cool
cause u can pick a lock
but the real truth is
u play with ur cock
and your bout to get rocked
ur living in a world of hard knocks
ur just another wannabe about to get smacked back to the boondocks
u need to call ur momma
and tell her to come get cha
and if she knew em
she could bring ur miget pops wit her
ima grown man son
ill slaughter u
make ur mom wish
that her fatass aborted u
what up?!?!

i seen u walkin in the hall
then u slip and fall
u sayin im a discrase
niggaz was callin u that wen i kicked u in the face
ur rhymes sound like doodi
bitch in ur life u aint eva gonna get no butti
u iz a hoe ass bitch
u look uglier than yo momma and she looks like a witch

im standin out side
i see u walkin past given a dirty eye
i pull out my clip and you start to dip
cuz u a pussy
it aint nothin but a clip
ur az gay az lil flip
sayin u have 900 grands
if u eva made it az a rappa youd have negative 900 fans
now im rappin wit a beat
u aint **** stop lettin yo momma beat yo meat
u walkin past wit all thiese chains thinkin u glow
nigga i slapped and made you look like a hoe

ur walkin around wit dis stich
and ur chain is startin to shine
and walkin around wit a girl nigga plz that bitch is mine
and at the night club i fucked ur mom for a dime
and bitch get off this site cuz u kno u cant rhyme
all u iz doin is wastin my time

talkin bout a wannabe mc
dont nobody wanna be like u
u actually wanna be like me
cuz im like john cena u just cant see me
ur just a little mofo
like tony romo
ur just a homo
and after its all said and done
im gonna **** ur hoe
plz never get on this site again just go
talkin about guys wantin to blow
get off this site bitch u cant flow
now ur rappin carrer is said and done
i hope it was fun while it lasted
cuz if u rap battle me again ur gonna get blasted

sayin i aint able to know
u ain **** but a little hoe
u gotta just go
and y the fucck would u talk about a toe
bitch u need to learn how to flow
plus im sittin here bout to hang u wit a rope
u makin it az a rapper
there aint no hope
im reading my mail get off this site cuz ur gay ass got bootie raped in jail
ur whole life iz a fail
ur prolly just a little white boy whos skin iz real pale

nickster seen ur picture on flickr.com
the one wiv ur mum, in a tricky position
bitch i got style flow n vision
ur wild for my rythm
ur shits not even rated n thats an understatement
my lyrics blow roofs up from the basement
hope u aint wantin a so-lo career
ur so low, gotta look down 2 see ya
here take a lesson from me
n i'll lift ya like joan rivers knees
dont know who u talkin to bitch pleez
dont you know what they do in the morgues
cut u up like a dj n take out ur organs
be ur new home if u keep talkin
back to the red lights u'll be walkin
ur raps suck n blow like a ride wiv eddie murphy
id rip u sum more but shiit, u aint worth it

Your momma got drunk and fell asleep in a zoo
slept with a monkey and they came out witchu
whe nthe doctor said push she released a pelvis
oh **** now im battling the hip hop elvis
yo little weenee so small
when you go to take a leak
boii you prawly piss on yo bawlz