You get good and bad drivers everywhere. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, religions and genders. The colective name for them is DICKHEAD. I love the ones who come off the ramp and onto the big hiway right in front of you and don't even look.
I'm going to get a Land Rover, one with a big steel girder on the front and I'm going to cream the 1st D/H who as much as crosses the white line
OldandKnew
Oh, how I hate those off ramp no looking morons. Just makes you want to stick your foot up their........!
I'm usually travelling 30mph faster than anyone crawling down the right lane when I merge on, so you don't have to worry about slowing down for me. Driving is fuuuuun.
Jenny's number is always busy!
"Eight six seven five ... three oh niii-e-iiine".
What kind of car does she (attempt to) drive?
Is she one of those airheads who smiles and waves, after cutting you off?
Montana, just take care , you don't wanna break your toes or need to get your shoes fixed
hey slappy - you are somethin' else brother, too cool for words
hahaha!!!!
OldandKnew
I'll remember to wear my boots when I drive. I have a nice pair of pointy cowboy boots that would be perfect ;-)
Gosh you guys ever see the movie "CRASH" - darn woman drivers.
You can call me scar
You got that right...I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Slappy, just dont let it go to your head man
Montana, if you got a rope to go with those cowboy boots, you could hogtie the bum and drag him to the police station
Now there's a plan I can work with ;-)
Macho men. Early one morning about a week ago, I had to drive in an ice storm. Most of the expressway traffic was going 45-50 mph. Except for 4X4 SUVs and trucks. In spite of all the publicity pointing out that a 4 X 4 won't stop any sooner than a regular car, there these guys were flying by at 70mph.
I counted well over thirty vehicles, (very few cars) in the median and off the right shoulder.
The drivers who drive me nuts are the business men on their cell phones, looking in files, sorting papers and, of course, using their lap tops. Oh, and occasionaly driving.
The age/sex group with the most accidents are males ages 18 to 25.
This is understandable and natural because they drive with testosterine instead of brain cells.
Anticipating excuses. "Most accidents are caused by women and older drivers." No, because they would also cause increased accidents in their own group and their own group would then rank higher.
My point is, gentlemen, that I have rarely seen a woman driver show anger and hostility by using a ton and a half to two ton vehicle to whip around left and right, cut in with five feet to spare front and rear, giving the finger, all the while "god damning" every other driver on the road. The last item I observe with most of my male friends when they are not with their wives or kids. They're in their forties.
See you guys!!! There you go!!!
Thanks Billy ;-)
