Stillwaters run deep but they aint cheap :wink:
Heeeheeh - I meant you should look at Craven in relation to Brazil and nuts... How's that loofah of yourn going?
If u rub too much using yr loofah u might get sore !
Yeah, Hiama - you be careful now!
I fell asleep in the hot tub and now I'm all wrinkled. Jeeez!!! I hate when that happens!
Try hiama's loofah !! It is a bit errr..umm..well used, but I am told (won't tell u by whom) that it can do wonders !
Well, I said I'd jump into the hot tub when it started to snow - I was asleep when the snow started - missed it!
Is it snowing round our tub?
It sure is and I for one am staying put - any one for water polo ?
Its a little hard plastic thing these very big and ugly men hit with sticks whilst skating-why do you ask ?
In Water Polo you use a ball
Officer Eric, dressed smartly in the black, tight uniform of the local police saunters around the side of the house, amid Timber's gaggle of barking dogs.
He surveys the flesh pot, whips out his pen and pad and says, "Pardon me, folks. And Bunny. We recieved a call late last night from Mr Timber's neighbors, and a report was filed....
It has been reported that a cute, young filly was "loofahed" while sleeping in the Hot Tub....
Has anyone seen a wrinkled Canadian?"
No but I can show you a good time lady, leave dull care behind, rip of those clothes and dive in !
Hiama is becoming a unicorn rampant!
Anyone got a ball?
To police officer: "Ma'am - we are very sorry that we disturbed the good Timber's neighbours. This gentleman here is British - and he couldn't handle the strong drink - he is very sorry about the loofah, and we have taken it from him. It won't happen again - (through gritted teeth to Hiama) - WILL it, Hiama? Hmmmmmm?"
No Debs, it won't happen again. My loofah's all shrivelled up anyway and no one wants to play with me and and and....
And......?
We want to play with you, Hiama!
You just have to play nice!
I can play nice but I prefer BAD
Officer Nasty, flowing blond locks curling from beneath smart black police cap, steathily appears, gun drawn, from the side of Timber' house,
"Eric, having trouble with these folks?"
"Put your weapon away, Nasty. The Englishman is a loofah fetisher. We have yet to find the wrinkly Canadian. Looking at this sotted crew, I will hazard she won't press charges. I thought Mr Timber was an upstanding gentleman, obsessed with politics. I guess we have uncovered the perversions in HIS closet..."
Officer Eric turns to Officer Nasty, who is removing her smart uniform, while staring at our own hiama.
She stands in the sunlight, picture of perfection in her scanty undies and says, "This is the man I have been dreaming of all my life."
She swims to hiama and embraces him in a watery squeeze.
Hiama produces the huge loofah.
...something tells me this tub may be in need of chlorine treatment...
