Boston Gathering!

Forget the may, woteva that is. Let us at 'em.

Errr, littlek, you around? Did you lock up the house?

Take that back! We ain't no piglets!

Doh, I saw that comming and my rejoinder was gonna be that I ain't no wolf, but I agree taht youse get short chnaged here.

I take it back.

HEY look over there!

<runs inside through the open door while dag was distracted>

he he

well, i am at work, at a secret undisclosed location. i won't be coming home until craven calms down. i suggest the same to littlek. bootsie, the boxer dog, can defend herself quite well.

Oh, and Lili, the 3rd single (as in 'not married') lady, is not an A2K member,you stay away from her or you'll have to answer to us! we have been exercising lately! we can kick ass (all of us one ass, that is).

Now all I need is three asses.

Hmmm, oh well lemme go put all the toilet seats up.

No no, you're fine. All three of us can kick one ass, we don't want any more asses than that. And you have stand still, too!

oh my, where to start....

Harpoon Fest - yeah! I wonder if I'm still a friend of harpoon or if I have to renew each year.....?

What the hell is that May thing? It looked like a bit of ribbon. It's construction? More web-searches are inevitable.

Slappy - you're right, of course (did I just say that!?!?!), I should have hopped in the car and showed them the way. It would have taken me less time to walk back than to drive there. Damn one-ways.

Craven.... oh poor Craven, I fear even you would not be able to handle us en masse.

What is the May thing??

First of all, you have to wear your best, like so:


Then young gentlemen will erect this gigantic pole with a pine wrath with ribbons at the end, so that the world knows you are in demand by single gentlemen, like so (although ladies are not supposed to carry it, they should eagerly await inside):


Smaller versions are acceptable in the cities. When they plant the monster in your front yard, you are expected to come out through the gate of arms they create and greet the gentleman whose idea the whole thing was. of course you offer food and drinks, so, as is a good habit in those parts of the world, by noon hardly anyone can walk anymore. Whole lot of singing and dancing (those less drunk) involved. Like so:

Ok, I'm game, I guess I should come out now. But first tell me where you femfolk put the toilet paper!!!



Oh, I'm perfectly willing, if not physically capable of handling ALL mankind's espionage efforts. I would tackle the work valiantly.

I said so loooong ago.

Heehee - I am thinking Craven is sooooooooooooo gonna be coming at, I mean to, the Boston gathering!!!!!

Don't forget to bring your pole - that May thing, of course...

Damn smoking laws are what keep me away from Boston. The bastids.

Ah, so you did Craven, so you did. And, have you gotten anywhere yet with your quest?

Dag - like May Day? I thought the ribbons on the May Pole were woven by children skipping around it in opposing circles....? So, no whipping involved with this may thing?

the smoking ban doesn't extend to people's houses after all, or to the streets. Just within the bars. And that's just Boston and Brookline.

I'm working on it.

For some people the bars are home. Sigh.

Yes, and now they're going to be even homier.