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If you had the chance to go on a date with someone on A2K wh

 
 
Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:20 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Bear, no woman here wants to be #12,487.

You see, they're more than just a number. These women demand respect around these parts. When tying them up, or whipping them, they want to be called their proper names. Like "filthy little girl," or "dirty pig."


Oh Slappy how do you know women so well?? I mean you just sumed me up in about two sentences Laughing Now slap my ass and call me Spanky Laughing Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:28 am
Crazielady420 wrote:
Now slap my ass and call me Spanky Laughing Laughing


If you rearrange that sentence, I can be over in about half an hour.

Yours
Spanky.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:34 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Crazielady420 wrote:
Now slap my ass and call me Spanky Laughing Laughing


If you rearrange that sentence, I can be over in about half an hour.

Yours
Spanky.


Now spank my ass and call me slappy ??
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:36 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Crazielady420 wrote:
Now slap my ass and call me Spanky Laughing Laughing


If you rearrange that sentence, I can be over in about half an hour.

Yours
Spanky.


Now call me spanky and slap my ass?? Laughing :wink:
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:37 am
the prince wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Crazielady420 wrote:
Now slap my ass and call me Spanky Laughing Laughing


If you rearrange that sentence, I can be over in about half an hour.

Yours
Spanky.


Now spank my ass and call me slappy ??


Laughing Laughing I never even realized that Laughing Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:43 am
So does this mean that Lord Ellpus will be over at the Prince's in half an hour?

Yer gonna put a webcam up for that?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 07:05 am
Has it been a half an hour yet?? Do we get to watch this web cam?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 07:30 am
OOOh! That's better....I won't be able to sit down for a week, though.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 08:46 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
OOOh! That's better....I won't be able to sit down for a week, though.


Do you tend to drop the soap alot in the public shower?
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 09:18 am
the prince wrote:
Eva wrote:
Wow. I can't believe it. I thought all the gals would be lined up for Francis.

Well, that's good then. I'll be first in line.


Damn, competetion again...


Never fear, Gautam. I would have chosen you first if you were straight. Crying or Very sad

Now, tell us the truth. Who would YOU pick?
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 09:21 am
<sniff> he's just going to ignore me again, i just know it...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 09:36 am
Who said that?
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Lady J
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 10:00 am
::sigh:: So many choices, so little time. If it came right down to it, I'd chose dlowan's Devil, Lucifer hands down. If he is as creative in other ways as he was in drawing his avatar, I'd swoon under a June moon and melt like butter.

It is lovely to dream, but I'm afraid I wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell! Laughing
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 10:32 am
my Prince has come!

whoooooooohooooooooo

only one more player needed for my dreamed-of double date.

Jerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 10:56 am
I wouldn't go out on a date with anyone. I wouldn't wish that on any of you - I like you too much.

Besides I have decided to become a born-again virgin and so no nookies are possible (sorry Ellpus). Plus the fact that I (had to) give up smoking is turning me into even more of a beeyatch than I am normally. I am not a pleasant person to be around lately. When was I ever?

Anyhoo I am being very productive at work (read: people running away from me screaming in fright when they bring me work to do), so I have plenty of time to go shopping ... need new blow-up doll since I squashed it last night (best date I ever had).
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 11:28 am
I've already gone on a few dates (let's call them platonic, I'm married) with one A2K person, so that doesn't count.

But there is someone ...he knows who he is. I know he knows. He knows without me even saying anything...
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 11:28 am
Heeven...you're a trip. Very Happy
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 11:30 am
Synonymph wrote:
But there is someone ...he knows who he is. I know he knows. He knows without me even saying anything...


Haven't seen him around lately
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 11:31 am
Well, if it isn't choice C.
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Prince El
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 11:35 am
hey , no one wants me?
may be i am too young?
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