If you had the chance to go on a date with someone on A2K wh

I personally think Slappy and littlek should go out on a date...aside from the twenty-five or thirty years that separate them...those two kids are perfect for each other. Hehehe...

Slappy doesn't get it. Kicky is calling him a two-year old.

Lord Elpus,

Have I ever told you I make a delecious roast duckling?

I'll have a double-date - with dlowan, JerryR and Gautam. We're gonna go cruisin' in the village here.

....there ARE some heterosexual men in your Village?

For, you know, the end of the night? After the shopping and sparkling conversation?

Chai Tea wrote:

Lord Elpus,

Have I ever told you I make a delecious roast duckling?

MMMmmm, Roast Duckling...........


OR.....

Duck a l'orange.

Take one succulent Duckling
Lay on back to expose young, tender breasts
Sqeeze and grate one fresh orange
Drizzle breasts with fresh orange juice and pith.

No, there are not, but come to the upper east side and I'll be your heteroasis.