I guess I'm the forgotten Bear here

.... and I'm loaded for bear too... got a razor, mirror, Economy size bottle of baby oil a chain saw with the clutch disconected and two battery clamps.
I don't need those pesky condoms either. A few years back when I had a company out to seal my driveway I had them do my penis as well. Any little funkies are repelled and cannot get in. In any endeavor, careful planning is the key.
Thank God I still have squinney.