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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 08:05 am
My self-worth does not depend on romantic pursuits.

I have learned how to throw a party of one.

Gargamel=a party of one.

Where the hell are my pills?
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 08:17 am
shewolfnm wrote:
nimh wrote:
Well, I wouldnt say no to Salma Hayek either.

neither would I .. Embarrassed

We should ask her out for a date...

Gargamel, I got your pills. 4 euro a piece.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 08:57 am
You mean those funny Netherlands pills that make me really hungry. Sweet!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 09:04 am
Gargamel wrote:
My self-worth does not depend on romantic pursuits.

I have learned how to throw a party of one.

Gargamel=a party of one.

Where the hell are my pills?


I must be quite honest here, Garga old boy.....when I sat down and thought of an evening of pleasant company, the possibility of a romantic dalliance with both parties dressing up in a miners hat and thong, whilst listening to Marvin Gaye's "sexual healing", you didn't automatically spring to mind.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 09:14 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
My self-worth does not depend on romantic pursuits.

I have learned how to throw a party of one.

Gargamel=a party of one.

Where the hell are my pills?


I must be quite honest here, Garga old boy.....when I sat down and thought of an evening of pleasant company, the possibility of a romantic dalliance with both parties dressing up in a miners hat and thong, whilst listening to Marvin Gaye's "sexual healing", you didn't automatically spring to mind.


Your honesty is appreciated. We must all be candid here, even if it vaporizes someone's (my) soul.

But the miner's hat is a brilliant idea! It gets dark up there.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 01:36 pm
I've changed my mind. I want a threesome with Lord Ellpus and Kicky.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 01:36 pm
Oh and I want Slappy to tape.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 01:38 pm
Just tape???

You obviously haven't seen my milkshake. It brings all the boys, er, I mean, girls to the yard.

That's right, it's better than ya'lls.

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
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Prince El
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 07:38 pm
yep, Lord is in great demand! his humor?
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seaglass
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 09:24 pm
Gracious goodness me - Does anyone want to go sailing on Hilo Bay with me under a gorgeous full moon -

I can take three dates.

Sglass
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 10:00 pm
I'm in!
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 10:04 pm
Well now, if I had my pickin's...I'd have to take Gus. There's something about knockin' his socks off that I would enjoy, not to count give that women of his a run for her money. Whats her name?? Geraldine? Bessy? Flossy Mae Sweatbelly?

Ummm, Kicky of course. Think he needs a dose of southern hospitality. lol

Farmerman...just for that sexy avatar. I'd like to pick away the layers of that photo to see whats underneath..lol

And for a girls night out, all the women of A2K, I couldn't just pick one of these ladies, they add so much deminsion to A2K as it is...just wouldn't be right to leave any out. lol
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 11:26 pm
Wow. I can't believe it. I thought all the gals would be lined up for Francis.

Well, that's good then. I'll be first in line.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 11:35 pm
I'm glad to see a healthy interest in CJ.

What?

You weren't talking about me? Oh....uh....er...I knew that.

Where's Montana?
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 11:41 pm
Eva wrote:
Wow. I can't believe it. I thought all the gals would be lined up for Francis.

Well, that's good then. I'll be first in line.


Your so right Eva Exclamation He is so sweet, romantic... Any woman he gives a little time to will never forget it or him. This is a man you have to savor slowly, like a favorite pastry, you don't want it to end. I'm behind you Eva #2. If he picks me, I will share him girls, not to worry.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 03:42 am
AngeliqueEast wrote:
Eva wrote:
Wow. I can't believe it. I thought all the gals would be lined up for Francis.

Well, that's good then. I'll be first in line.


Your so right Eva Exclamation He is so sweet, romantic... Any woman he gives a little time to will never forget it or him. This is a man you have to savor slowly, like a favorite pastry, you don't want it to end. I'm behind you Eva #2. If he picks me, I will share him girls, not to worry.


Bugger romance! I have been known to give a dining chair multiple orgasms, just by sitting on it!
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 04:24 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
AngeliqueEast wrote:
Eva wrote:
Wow. I can't believe it. I thought all the gals would be lined up for Francis.

Well, that's good then. I'll be first in line.


Your so right Eva Exclamation He is so sweet, romantic... Any woman he gives a little time to will never forget it or him. This is a man you have to savor slowly, like a favorite pastry, you don't want it to end. I'm behind you Eva #2. If he picks me, I will share him girls, not to worry.


Bugger romance! I have been known to give a dining chair multiple orgasms, just by sitting on it!



This is what happens from too much chair romance. This is his Lordie's servant taking his Lordie for a walk. You can ask Gus, he will verify this.

http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/dpa/20050821/12/865654461.jpg
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:07 am
I guess I'm the forgotten Bear here Crying or Very sad .... and I'm loaded for bear too... got a razor, mirror, Economy size bottle of baby oil a chain saw with the clutch disconected and two battery clamps.

I don't need those pesky condoms either. A few years back when I had a company out to seal my driveway I had them do my penis as well. Any little funkies are repelled and cannot get in. In any endeavor, careful planning is the key.

Thank God I still have squinney.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:15 am
Bear, no woman here wants to be #12,487.

You see, they're more than just a number. These women demand respect around these parts. When tying them up, or whipping them, they want to be called their proper names. Like "filthy little girl," or "dirty pig."
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:19 am
Eva wrote:
Wow. I can't believe it. I thought all the gals would be lined up for Francis.

Well, that's good then. I'll be first in line.


Damn, competetion again...
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