That's just kicky's sour grapes talking.
I have thought long and hard on this one.......
First of all, I thought of Farmerman, as his quick wit, deadpan humour and delivery would make for an entertaining evening. His beard also looks nice and tickly.
Then I moved onto CJ as, being a female of the Germanic variety, she would definitely turn up on time. There would also be a fair chance of eating a massive meal, involving sausage and strudel. I like a woman that eats well.
Heeven, now there's an interesting one. I reckon that, beneath all those feathers, there lies a hotbed of passion. The occasional free egg would also come in handy.
Once I had started on the list of females, I got all confused.....Letty, Chai, Freeduck, Eva (she owns a wine bar....mmmm) Bella (loves Italians, so crossed off the list) Shewolf, Osso, BBB....and on and on.
I have finally made my desision.
Female, preferably nubile. Bendy will do.
Oh, and into cooking that involves lots of implements.
Nobody mentioned me,sob sob, its like being picked last for the hockey team all over again.
Hey MG, don't worry nobody picked me either.... we could go on a "date" as long as there was no romance involved :-) or we could stalk the others on their dates and steal their men... I mean *cough cough* don't feel bad :-)
Lord Ellpus wrote:Then I moved onto CJ
I was thinking CG myself. Now wouldnt that be a barrel of fun
And I swear, in my next life, I'll move to Utah and woo Soz and Shewolf before they get married again...
I'm going to check in on this thread on occasion, just to see if anyone has picked material girl or Crazielady.
Those poor girls are having their hearts ripped out.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I'm going to check in on this thread on occasion, just to see if anyone has picked material girl or Crazielady.
Those poor girls are having their hearts ripped out.
Hey I don't need a date... I am perfectly happy with myself and I have the voices to keep me company....
But Gus.... lets just say you take me to your swamp and show me a good time, eh??
Hey, nobody mentioned me either, you know.
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nimh wrote:Hey, nobody mentioned me either, you know.
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You could Join me and MG if you like
Crazielady420 wrote:nimh wrote:Hey, nobody mentioned me either, you know.
<sobs>
You could Join me and MG if you like
can we make it a 4some? oh but then nimh gets 3 women...hey, he may have made out better than getting picked in the first place...
nimh wrote:Hey, nobody mentioned me either, you know.
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i just love you automatically.. i didnt realise I had to DATE you to get any naughty stuff from ya.. ;-)
since that is the case, ill take you any where you wanna go..
all you gotta do is get NEKKED
nimh wrote:Hey, nobody mentioned me either, you know.
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Since I had had various dates already until now ...
shewolfnm wrote:since that is the case, ill take you any where you wanna go..
all you gotta do is get NEKKED
Patio'd spacious hotel room with luxury bathroom and view of the beach, in some comfortably sunny, picturesque Mediterranean town, please.
Or alternatively, your bedroom will do (or kitchen, bathroom, living room, shed, garden ...).
That's o-k no one picked me either. But it is probably because I am an alien experiment (#626). Besides some trouble making little girl no one seems to understand me.
shewolfnm wrote:your easy...
Only for you, baby ...
Well, I wouldnt say no to Salma Hayek either.