Glad to hear they wanted to hear what you wanted to say, FreeDuck.
The question about the counter offer is interesting. That alone should make you feel good. Not good enough to stay, mind you, but it's nice to know you've been right to feel the way you've felt and they respect your input and want to keep you on staff.
WTG, FreeDuck!!!
I noticed your new location on your avatar, hehe.
bravo, free duck! bravo!
i suggest painting your eyebrows on your forehead two inches higher than normal. that should do for an amused surprised look. "you want to offer me THAT? buh-bye now."

That reminds me of when I was 4 years old and someone let my brother have a magic marker.