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BREAKING NEWS!
Canada moved to close it's border with the United States as hoards of Americans fled, outruning the Mounties with Blatham in the lead trying to stop them.
When asked why the stampede to the northern climes, the panting runners said they had heard a rumor started by some dude named Setanta that the U.S. had become a theocracy.
The proof? Iran is sending the U.S. free oil. Saudi Arabia tried one-up-man-ship by sending us left over Taliban stragglers in a hippie style Volkswagen bus formerly owned by Ben and Jerry.
See the photo posted on the wanted, dead or alive board in the post office:
http://www.paulsjusticepage.com/elite-deviance/vw.htm
The poster illustrates that the post office has no taste in ilks, Canadian or American.
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