God is cruel!

Technically, you're aging right now even as you post.

Ageing isn't something that is constant. You can really age certain parts of your body through UV exposure. You can do it by stressing the DNA in your body.

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You can even age by continuing to read Annoyed's posts about her instant aging. In fact, I do believe I have aged several years since reading her drivel. Gosh, hope my wife doesn't mind being married to someone who has aged so much in the last few days.

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kickycan wrote:

annoyed111, don't listen to these people, they don't get it. I was screwed over by god too. He gave me a big honker of a nose when I was a kid but I got back at him--I took a hammer and smashed myself in the nose with it and it bled and bled until I finally passed out. When I woke up, I had a smaller nose again! I don't know how it happened, but I guess I showed god that he had made a mistake and now I have this beautiful regular-sized nose. Nobody would want to have a bigger nose than they should, right? These people just don't get it. Maybe if you got a hammer and smashed yourself in the face, god would see how much you want to look younger and he'd fix you up too!

This is the funniest thread I've been on in some time. I am busting my gut cracking up! Wow! This is good!

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You're never screwed over by any god. It's man against man and our environment. But you are free to continue to blame god if you wish. No harm done!

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CoastalRat wrote:

You can even age by continuing to read Annoyed's posts about her instant aging. In fact, I do believe I have aged several years since reading her drivel. Gosh, hope my wife doesn't mind being married to someone who has aged so much in the last few days.

Coastal, I've only aged a year, well, not quite! I am gearing up for a REAL birthday bash this weekend, but the day is actually Monday! A Virgo to my heart! I celebrate the whole month! Then recover until Christmas!
You guys are funny!

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God gave me another gray hair today and I'm not even mad.

Hey, I still look several years younger than I am, so what's a few gray hairs :-D

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Hell, I'd settle for gray hair. Finally found something that works real well for keepin my hair in though - its a little box, and I just pull the strays outta the hairbrush and lay 'em in there - keeps 'em real well :wink: Laughing

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God messed with nature
Oh my goodness Crying or Very sad

I feel horrible.

I was already an adult before God aged me. I was 21.
God shouldn't have aged me!

My biological clock is now ahead of everyone else born in the same year as me, and that's horrible.

I'm going to reach old age before everyone else born in 1983!
I don't know what to do?

What do you suggest I do and what do you suggest I bargain to God so he can restore my body back to its original youthful condition before he aged me 4 years in one moment?

God messed with nature and he aged my body 4 years in one moment.
And he aged my body another 4 years in one moment a week ago.
Why is he mad at me??

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Oh god, here we go again....

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Every single person on this planet has problems, no matter who they are where they are or what their situation, the one and only difference/similarity between everyones problems is how big they make their problems to be. Be true to yourself and never doubt what you know, know what makes you happy and love every last bit of it even when it hurts.

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Re: God messed with nature

annoyed111 wrote:

Oh my goodness

I feel horrible.

I was already an adult before God aged me. I was 21.
God shouldn't have aged me!

My biological clock is now ahead of everyone else born in the same year as me, and that's horrible.

I'm going to reach old age before everyone else born in 1983!
I don't know what to do?

What do you suggest I do and what do you suggest I bargain to God so he can restore my body back to its original youthful condition before he aged me 4 years in one moment?

God messed with nature and he aged my body 4 years in one moment.
And he aged my body another 4 years in one moment a week ago.
Why is he mad at me??

Maybe god wants you to focus on the important things in life, so I bet he's telling you that your appearence is not that important ;-)

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Re: God messed with nature

annoyed111 wrote:

Oh my goodness

I feel horrible.

What do you suggest I do and what do you suggest I bargain to God so he can restore my body back to its original youthful condition before he aged me 4 years in one moment?

God messed with nature and he aged my body 4 years in one moment.
And he aged my body another 4 years in one moment a week ago.
Why is he mad at me??

Yeah, I know the feeling...as soon as I saw your post I started to cry and felt really really (no I mean REALLY) horrible, mainly because your sniveling whiny drivel is so incredibly painful... to everyone else.

God doesn't mess with nature, Nature is God's left hand woman and God allows Nature to proceed as she wants because she is after all woman and He has heard her roar. Keep in mind she is strong (strong) invincible (invincible) she is woman.

Possible solutions? Major plastic surgery? No, that might not work too well, you could end up with other complications. God might toss 800 pounds on your body or give you lopsided breasts or make your hair dull and stringy like linguini...no, better yet like over cooked cappelini.

Best possible solution is to go for a Randall Patrick McMurphy. Yuppers! Get your lil' old self a lobotomy that way this matter will no longer bother you and we can benefit too since you'll be unable to understand (or care about) the internet and will just lay in a vegetative state until you die.

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http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/6162/rpm1vc.jpg

the original "RP"...

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I knew someone would find that picture...wasn't that the 'before' image? Where's the after? Any pics of Martini? I remember after reading the book and then seeing the film that I no longer wanted to spend the rest of my life in the asylum.

(and thanks for overlooking my spelling mishap, should have been Randle)

One flew east,
And one flew west,
And one flew over,
The cuckoos nest.

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http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1221/martini6ak.jpg

stirred, not shaken...

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read the book of job in the bible.

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annoyed111, if that guy you dislike makes you feel 4years older suddenly and you don't like that and can't accept that then why don't you leave that guy? Leaving him will resolve your problem I'm sure. Then again the decision should be all yours, this is merely suggestion.

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And Don't be angry with God.

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Delicate Sound Of Thunder wrote:

And Don't be angry with God.

That's akin to saying "Don't be angry at the guy that knocked up your sister and then moved to Canada."

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I thought he moved to Guam?

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