Re: God messed with nature
annoyed111 wrote:Oh my goodness
I feel horrible.
What do you suggest I do and what do you suggest I bargain to God so he can restore my body back to its original youthful condition before he aged me 4 years in one moment?
God messed with nature and he aged my body 4 years in one moment.
And he aged my body another 4 years in one moment a week ago.
Why is he mad at me??
Yeah, I know the feeling...as soon as I saw your post I started to cry and felt really really (no I mean REALLY) horrible, mainly because your sniveling whiny drivel is so incredibly painful... to everyone else.
God doesn't mess with nature, Nature is God's left hand woman and God allows Nature to proceed as she wants because she is after all woman and He has heard her roar. Keep in mind she is strong (strong) invincible (invincible) she is woman.
Possible solutions? Major plastic surgery? No, that might not work too well, you could end up with other complications. God might toss 800 pounds on your body or give you lopsided breasts or make your hair dull and stringy like linguini...no, better yet like over cooked cappelini.
Best possible solution is to go for a Randall Patrick McMurphy. Yuppers! Get your lil' old self a lobotomy that way this matter will no longer bother you and we can benefit too since you'll be unable to understand (or care about) the internet and will just lay in a vegetative state until you die.