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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 07:36 am
It's for not so gentle massage when pressed up against when the machine is in fast spin for housewives.

Why not use glue to hold stockings up instead of unsightly suspenders?
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Lubna
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2005 01:29 am
Because that is why!


Does he need a reason?
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2005 01:37 am
Everyone needs a reason, whether they know it or not.

Why is my computer making grinding noises?
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Lubna
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2005 01:57 am
because it's saying " I'm the wind, you can't control me"



Is time different according to height?
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2005 02:27 am
Yes, because the higher the fewer.

Why is the rain when it pours?
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Starling
 
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Reply Fri 19 Aug, 2005 01:37 pm
Cause its momma said so, and back in the day you did what your momma said!

Why did sid vicious die so young?
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 19 Aug, 2005 01:40 pm
Because Satan was jealous of his name.


What is the length of a piece of string?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 19 Aug, 2005 02:38 pm
As long as I decide it should be for using to rip out the tongues of people who bother me Twisted Evil . (I seem to have some anger issues Shocked )





Why aren't oranges blue?
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 19 Aug, 2005 04:36 pm
Because the blues aren't orange. Complementary, my dear Watson.



What makes a woman?
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 19 Aug, 2005 05:37 pm
£50 million should do it.

Why don't they have luminous yellow lipstick?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 21 Aug, 2005 06:52 am
Because it would look absurd.





How late is too late?
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 21 Aug, 2005 07:31 am
Later than too early.

Why do women wear high heeled shoes?
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Starling
 
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Reply Sun 21 Aug, 2005 09:04 pm
Because if MEN wore them they would look funny....

How many cats does it take to weigh a ton?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2005 09:33 am
How ever many are needed to read the scale.





How do I know that Biblical man Methuselah was really over 900 years old?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2005 12:39 pm
You don't, but I do.


Are you aware of Rutland Weekend Television?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2005 02:09 pm
Yes but try not to tell since we used satellite dish to get it Rolling Eyes .




Why are avatars so annoying?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2005 04:06 pm
The Sanskrit word Avatara means "the descent of God" and you think that's ANNOYING?


How much is that doggie in the window?
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Equus
 
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Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2005 04:38 pm
The price is through the "woof".

Why couldn't I have been rich?
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Starling
 
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Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2005 04:46 pm
Because you are far to bitter.

Why do raindrops keep falling on my head?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2005 06:45 pm
Because you don't have enough common sense to use an umbrella.






Does the television picture come through the electric wires?
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