Sorry I dont eat carry on.
What would you do if martians attacked?
Laugh. At best their going to millenia-old fossils of amoebas.
How come unharmed and unarmed are so similar looking but so different in meaning? (I was reading about an attack on mosque in Iraq and I completely miscronstrued what had happened.....)
Because of the extra letter in one.
What would you do if martinis attacked?
Probably just lap it up...
Did you know that on Wednesday of next week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06??
(That won't ever happen again.)
Actually that won't work until the 4th of May for none-US date people.
Does an octopus have eight cats?
Just one cat to go around, but fortunately it has nine lives.
Are there peanut butter fish to go along with all the jellyfish in the ocean?
Of course. That´s what proves the existence of Cod.
How many cats die of catalepsy or catatonics?
Neither condition is fatal - or it would be a catastrophe!
Why are very ill people called 'in-valid'? Are they no longer Valid [acceptable because it is true]?
