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Sun 24 Jul, 2005 11:43 pm
It's an easy game, you give a stupid answer to the question above, and then post a stupid question of your own.
Why do birds fly?
Because they only have little legs and it would take ages to walk.
Why is there 24 hours in the day?
Because there just is. You need to ask an astronomist who will have a better answer to this question.
Why can't men get pregnant?
Because they are not good looking.
Why can't we breathe through our ears?
Because we don't hear through our nose
Why do we have two eyes?
Because we look ugly with one eye.
Why are celebrities so popular?
Because we need someone to laugh at to make ourselves feel better.
Why don't pigs fly?
Because they have flat noses and wouldn't be able breath properly.
Why does grass grow.
Because I SAID so
Why are some people crazy?
Because noone is sane
Why does life suck?
Because you let it!
Why don't we cry blue tears?
Because they would stain.
Why can't soup be eaten with a spatula?
Because it's not solid
Why don't animals speak english (or any othe language i.e. german, latin, espanol...)
Same reason that humans don't speak pig, cow or sheep etc.
Why are zebras black and white?
Because all the other colors where already taken.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
For no special reason.
Why can't we eat through our noses?
Cuz it would go straight to our brains
Why are we asking these questions?
Because idleness is the tool of the devil.
Why does my computer make so much noise?
Because it has a bit of a dramatic personality.
Why does spinach make your teeth squeaky?
because you are not chopping it up smaller
why cant you get lots of other colours in car tires?
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