She has legumes on the brain.
Why did Mame ask a question that I answered 4 pages earlier?
Because she didn't read it.
Why is an apple pie made out of apples?
Because that would be stupid - which is the point.
Does Mame think we are picking on her?
<smirk>Doesn't matter if I'm late - the answer is still stupid....</smirk>
Who said, "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure"?
And no, it wasn't Bush (surprisingly enough).
You did.
Who wrote "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare"?
I did. Duh.
What is that on my avatar's thumb?
there's nothing on your avatar's thumb... that's your avatar's thumb glowing after I hit it with a hammer, and he's screaming in pain.
Does hitting Equus' avatar with a hammer make me a bad person?
Not at all.
Do you care if you're a bad person?
I used to care, I was once afraid of my bad side but with time I grew to realize that everybody has a good side and a bad side so I began to embrace .... wait a minute... saliva rolled up in ham.
If you could ask Flavor Flav one question, what would it be?
I'd ask, Who or what the hell is Flavor Flav?
Do you have the time?
Is the relationship between Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen the strangest of them all?
Absolutely not - apparently scotch finger biscuits.
Why has the stupid question dumb answer model of this thread fallen apart lately?
Because we are way too smart to have stupid questions.
What was used before toilet paper?
Toilet rocks. We had 'piles' of them.
Why is useless information called 'trivia'?
The word "factoidism" was deemed too silly.
Was the pet rock house-broken?
No, but it did break a few windows.
Why do we only have two legs?
Because if we had a hundred legs, like the centipede, by the time we got all our shoes tied in the morning it would be time to go to bed.
Why is the female the 'attractive' gender in humans, when in many other species like birds, etc. it's the male that sports flashy colors?
