Because the other colors would stain your tongue.
Why do we have 10 fingers instead of 12 ?
cause it doesnt match our feet and we we would look funny.
why cant they make presciption wind screens so people dont have to wear glasses when they drive?
Because it probably would cost too much.
Why is the world round?
Because Colombus didn't fall off
Why do trees loose their leaves in the fall?
Because they've been hanging on all summer and are tired.
Why are traffic signals round?
Because all the other shapes were on strike..
Why do people smoke when they know it is bad for them?
So when they go to the doctor and he asks them to cough they'll be ready.
How do I know the sun won't fall from the sky?
Because the people with the big IQ's said so
Why can't people sneeze with their eyes open?
Because their eyes would blow out. (really true, I believe)
Why are noses so complicated?
If they were easy to understand, there would be too many ear, nose and throat doctors.
Why is music so nice to listen to?
Because so much of it is free on the Internet.
Why isn't life free?
Living is free...it's all the stuff we need to live that costs money.
Why do paper cuts hurt so much!
Same reason stubbing your toe hurts so much
Why don't we wear diapers all of our lives?
Because diaper rash on a 45 year old is pretty gross.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
Who put the chicken there?
I did.
Why do you suppose I put the chicken there?
to see if he was too 'chicken' to cross the road.
why cant fish drown?
Because if they did, they'd never be able to fly again.
Why can't fish fly?
Because they don't have wings
Why do flies annoy people?
What else are they suppose to do.
How come toilet paper is so expensive?
