Cold heated air.
Why do we have chairs?
Dunno, since it is much better for us to sit on the floor.
If we didn't have chairs, would we resort to sofas?
No, we'd use large pillows.
Does water flushed from toilets always swirl one particular direction?
No, I've seen it proved that it can either way in either hemisphere.
Do you often contemplate the water in your toilet?
When I'm not drinking it.
Do television sets come in chartreuse?
That would be nice.
Why do most household appliances come in such a limited range of colours - when I bought a fridge last week it had to be white or silver - when everything else is so colourful?
It's a communist plot.
Where are my John Fogerty records?
Not that I know of.
Why do men expect every man to be quite sexually experienced, and every woman to be a virgin?
Because there's one very tired woman out there.
Why are workers at the state motor vehicle department so mean?
Because, as do proctologists, they see *ssholes all day, but they don't make nearly as much as proctologists do . . .
Why don't fish ever have anything worthwhile to say?
Because they don't swim against the tide.
What do beavers think about?
Dam, I don't know.
Is the moon really made of cheese!
Believe me...you don't wanna know!
Why do words sound stupid after you say them repeatedly?
Them, them, them, them, them, words. They don't.
How do you pronounce portulaca?
Just like it sounds.
How do you turn a phrase?
Depends, is it four wheel drive?
Can you dry clean a cat?
of course, after you give it a long shower in the washer.
How many hairs are there on the top of your head?
1200000000000000000000001.
Oh, sorry, 1200000000000000000000000. One just fell down.
Why do we call old movies, black and white movies?
cause we were colour blind back then.
why do bees sting?
If you looked round and furry, and cute, but weren't, you might sting too.
What is the white plastic widget that came with my new fridge for?
