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Ask a stupid question

 
 
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 29 Mar, 2006 10:15 pm
You don't consider Elvis flashy???? LOL Does that mean Liberace and Elton John are/were the Mrs. in their relationships?

Is the word 'inspirate' in YOUR dictionary?? lol
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Pantalones
 
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Reply Wed 29 Mar, 2006 11:47 pm
I looked it up... and couldn't find it between 'inspector' and 'inspiration'

Are the questions meant to be answered in 'stupidly stupid mode'? or in 'intellegently stupid mode'? Which one do you prefer?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 12:06 am
"Intelligently stupid" mode is the only one that makes sense.



What does it mean when you can't think of a stupid question to ask?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 12:39 am
That's a stupid question.


Is economics a science?
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Equus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 11:46 am
No, it is a sect of voodoo founded by Ronald Reagan.



Why is there fish-flavored cat food but no fish-flavored dog food?
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 12:09 pm
Because all the fish flavor has been used up in the cat food.


Why can't dogs talk?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 04:27 pm
They signed and exclusive contract with another network.


Why is the 'k' in 'knees' silent?
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 10:30 am
The word adopted the letter "k" in the 1950's from the homeless consonants orphanage. (Its parents were illed in the Orean War.)



Why do Americans and Britons, who supposedly speak the same language, have different words for the same things, like lift/elevator and truck/lorry?
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 11:04 am
They like to confuse the rest of the world, not to mention each other.


Do surfers get seasick?
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 11:12 am
Only when they are at sea.


What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 11:14 am
Peanut butter.



What is the perfect food?
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shari6905
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 01:29 pm
There is no perfect food only perfect cooks...I am one!



Who said we cant have it all?
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 02:30 pm
Someone who didn't have high expectations.


Why do they call cranes cranes?
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graemedaulby
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 02:26 pm
because jksdfnvuszer87tw34rtn was already taken.

what is the diffenence between a jksdfnvuszer87tw34rtn and a isdfnhnas8we9473nh
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 01:07 am
Honestly, very little, I just wouldn't let my daughter marry one.

Is it true if you call some place paradise, you kiss it good bye?
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Pantalones
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 01:43 am
I've called some places paradise, but I've never kissed them goodbye... mostly because they were under-aged and kinda fat.

What's your favorite capital of France?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 01:45 am
"F".


What noise annoys an oyster?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 04:00 am
Worcestershire sauce bottles being shaken.


What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarreah?
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graemedaulby
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 09:27 am
there isnt much difference, just dont eat either!

whay mekes blue cheese blue besides the colour (always wondered)
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 03:15 pm
graemedaulby wrote:
there isnt much difference, just dont eat either!

whay mekes blue cheese blue besides the colour (always wondered)


(metal wires, pushed through the "raw" cheese. As it matures, the reaction of the wire on the cheese causes the mould/fungi to clump which gives it the colouring, and adds that certain flavour, unique to blue cheese. The wires are then removed when the cheese is ripe.)


Carry on.
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