Because if it were cheaper, we'd be tempted to spend the entire day on the toilet bowl.
Why do people read in the bathroom?
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squinney
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Fri 29 Jul, 2005 09:09 am
Because the cost of tree sitter removal gets passed on to the consumer.
Why do we consume toilet paper?
(Drats - I need to type faster)
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Crazielady420
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Fri 29 Jul, 2005 10:00 am
People read in the bathroom because it is the only place you can really think!
We consume toliet paper because I said so!
Why do peole get bored?
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MinDSaY
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Sat 30 Jul, 2005 10:45 am
Because people ask stupid questions.
Why do you suck so much. j/k
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Bodhisattvawannabe
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Sat 30 Jul, 2005 06:31 pm
Because blowing hurts my cheeks.
Do drama queens wear crowns when at home?
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jespah
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 07:00 am
Yes, though not in the shower.
Have 1 million chimps typed out Shakespeare yet?
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barefootTia
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 07:17 am
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AllThisBeauty
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 10:02 am
Code for "Honey, can you get me an Amstel Light"?
Why do we have fingernails?
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Clary
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 11:34 am
To stop our fingers fraying.
Why is a mouse when it spins?
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MinDSaY
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 11:55 am
I don't understand what you are talking about
Why do people complain all the time?
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Clary
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 12:40 pm
Because then they can feel superior to all the other people who think things are OK. (The answer to the previous one should be 'Because the higher the fewer')
What is the square root of the universe?
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MinDSaY
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 12:45 pm
lol I don't do maths!
Why is it that children are so innocent?
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barefootTia
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 04:04 pm
Because they are too young to sow there wild oats.
Why do we ask each other stupid questions?
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AllThisBeauty
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Sun 31 Jul, 2005 04:19 pm
Millions of years' worth of evolution.
If we call it "underwear," why don't we call the other stuff "overwear"?
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MinDSaY
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Mon 1 Aug, 2005 12:13 am
Noone has stopped us from using the term 'overwear'.
Why do people talk a load of rubbish?
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Lubna
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Mon 1 Aug, 2005 10:44 pm
Because they are high on drugs.
What would have happened if there were no ugly people on earth?
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MinDSaY
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Tue 2 Aug, 2005 04:39 am
We would all look the same and theworld would be such a bore. So, its better that we are all ugly in our own way.
Why don't boys wear make-up and dresses?
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Clary
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Tue 2 Aug, 2005 04:45 am
Quite a few boys I know do.
Who can save the world?
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MinDSaY
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Tue 2 Aug, 2005 06:20 am
We can save the world.
Why are people not multi-coloured?
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Crazielady420
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Tue 2 Aug, 2005 06:31 am
Because it would take to much effort to find make-up to match your complection...
