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Where is Belize?
Somewhere outside the borders of my country ... probably somewhere warm
Can seagulls swim?
they can only fly to belize
what's that hanging from your nose?
An earring.
What does a toilet plunger do?
It helps destroy the evidence when the narcs arrive at the door.
Why aren't there more letters in the alphabet?
Cause that would ruin the alphabet song.
Why are fingers such a perfect fit inside nostrils?
coz it would be more confusing
why do we find the almost unbearable necessity to make a$$es of ourselves at some point in life?
Kicky: intelligent design
Why are vent stacks vertical?
Ask Dr. Freud
How many hard boiled eggs can you eat?
How many do you got?
Do you think Jessica Simpson was cast as Daisy Duke for her acting ability?
Dear lord NO!!!
What color is red?
Orange.
Where do babies come from?
They are molded from Play-Doh.
Have you been drinking?
Unfortunately, no. Tomorrow though, if all goes right...
Why do dogs lick their balls?
Because they can.
Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex too.
What are the ingredients for mashed potatoes?
Sliced turnips.
Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Certainly! Every time it happens, it flies out to the south pole.
Have you ever been hit by a falling tree?
Yes, but I was too preoccupied with a jumping rock to notice.
What are hot air balloons full of?
