Because that is what they taught you in school.
Why money is invented?
So you can have something to put in your wallet/pocketbook/bank account.
What colour is Mars, really?
Chocolate? It should respect it's namesake from the Mars chocolate bar.
Why was I born a girl?
Because you are not a boy.
Why don't we melt on the extreme summer heat?
Because we aren't made of plastic (at least some of us aren't)
Why can't we live on the sun?
because it has been taken over by unknown creatures.
When will men learn to do laundry?
When woman learns to put down the seat by herself :-)
Why can't people float?
Because you're sitting on their necks.
Can I rip off your skin and wear it as a hat?
...depends on what sort of hat.
can I have yours for gloves???
Not furry enough to be worth it, pussy cat - whereas yours...
Why do people like cats?
Because they don't hate them.
Why do we go to school?
Good question. For lots of high-sounding reasons, which don't usually work. Have you read 'Deschooling Society?' by Ivan Illich?
What shall I cook for dinner?
Food.
Why do most people use MSN instead of AOL?
Because MSN stands for Meet Someone New and not Any Old Lush.
Why haven't you all got Skype?
I loved your answer Clary.
Because we don't have Mics.
Why do people date?
Because they are like Victorian frocks.
Ever had a Totnes pasty?
I don't know.
How do I make a billion dollars by the end of this week?
Sell my body.
Why is this day going by SO SLOW!!
That is your opinion which is wrong.
Do you think G.W.Bush comes to A2K?
No, he wouldn't be able to understand all the long words.
Does anyone know a cheap hotel in the 14th arrondissement, Paris?
