Charles is still in charge - which means he doesn't have to answer your questions.
Why do cats meow even more when they can see you getting their dinner ready - till they're absolutely screaming as you lean over to put the bowl down. Do they not understand fait accompli?
They don't, in fact there's been recent studies that they also don't understand why Demi Moore keeps on dating Ashton Kutcher nor why carrot top is famous.
Why is the World Baseball Classic called a classic if it's it's first year?
JoeFX wrote:Why is the World Baseball Classic called a classic if it's it's first year?
bcoz They thought It was going to last only that year and then be voidly remembered for ages.
Knock Knock! Whose there...
George Bush? George Bush who? .... (finish the line)
Georgie Bush is the Prez, how 'bout you?
Is water from Fiji purer than water from anywhere else?
Considering that they charge $40 for a 12 pack of 1.5 liters. I would say it should be as pure as gold.
Why do our extremities tingle when they are numb?
So you can feel where they are!
Those who can't see are called 'blind'.
Those who can't hear are called 'deaf'.
What should we call those who can't smell?
"Lucky", if they hang around me....
Was the first person to eat an oyster brave, or just stupid?
Hungry
Do oysters have feelings?
Yeah, mostly frustration. Can't go to the game, can't get a drink, can't get to the bathroom, can't reach the remote.
Why do we have so many euphemisms for flatulence?
Because people love bathroom humour.
Why is it babies are happy then they suddenly discover they're hungry and begin to screech, breaking everyone's eardrums and driving the neighbours wild?
Well, they tried screaming once and they got fed - so they figure it works and if it's not broke don't fix it. I guarantee if you don't feed them when they squeal they'll stop after a week - especially if you don't feed them at all.
I nearly got run off the road by a dude in a driving school car this morning - what should I do?
Calm down and forget the whole incident. It'll happen again, and again, and again....
Or will it.......?
What question was CI going to ask?
You think you're pretty funny, don't you?
No - I think I'm ugly funny.
Would Diana Ross win a bitch slapping contest Elizabeth Taylor?
No but throw Zsa Zsa in the mix and you've got a pretty good fight.
Who would you like to see fight?
The Teletubbies versus Godzilla. It may not be much of a fight, but would be fun to watch.
If draining water swirls counter-clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, and clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, on the Equator does it just swirl around forever and never go down the drain?
yes, good thinking....
what size is a goose's brain?
It's not the size, it's what's in it that counts.
What's in a goose's brain?
Peppermint schnapps, Bailey's, and Grenadine.
If you heat up refried beans in a frying pan, are they rerefried beans?
