The rooster.
What's the difference between a duck?
One is a duck.
Why do people think getting scared is fun?
Because of all the fish in the atmosphere.
Why is my ragdoll cat at it's most affectionate when I'm wearing black trousers?
because cats eat liver and liver is only smellable through black clothing.
What kind of an answer was that?
If you have to ask, I'm afraid I won't be able to tell you.
Is the sea salty because fish sweat?
No its because the H2O molecules do...duh!
Why did I work til 11pm and then come in a 6am the next day?
shari6905 wrote:Why did I work til 11pm and then come in a 6am the next day?
I can only imagine becoz you have a cute early morning office sweaper boy \ girl who also works in Night shifts.
Why keyboard has scrambled letters but not in proper A-Z order?
They're arranged that way to make typing slower because the first typing machines got stuck way too much if the velocity of the typing exceeded the kpm (keys per minute) being pressed
Why is the sky blue?
for the same reason that the grass is green.
How hot is the sun?
It's hotter than nine nekkid women in a Volkswagen.
Why shouldn't you drink the water?
cuz after those 9 nekkid women got out of the volkswagon, they all took showers and that doesnt taste good.
Who is the Devil in the Blue Dress?
Monica Lewinsky.
Is there a button in a crater on the moon?
Im not sure. Did you try pushing it?
Why would there be a button on the moon?
To operate the A2K fart machine!
But who could push that button?
The man in the moon.
Would the button be made of cheese?
Sure ! the man can use it for free on his sandwiches
T-Rex or Sharks whome would you like to be getting eaten by?
Sharks- but how they are going to get me in Kansas is their problem. (nyah-hah-hah)
If you are what you eat, and cows eat grass, then is hamburger a vegetable?
Based on percentage of meat content - yes. And there's no ham either.
How come german towns become food? Hamburg (er), Frankfurt (er), Brattwurst, Braunschwieg (er) and Bonn Bonns
Because the great german leaders that founded those cities were also great chefs.
Why do beans make you fart?
Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremors (FARTs) aren't caused by beans. Beans manifest a chemical reaction that causes one to lose temporary control of their anus, which allows built up gases to escape, and making it appear as if beans make you fart, when all they do is facilitate the process.
Who is Charles, and why was he in charge?
