yes - and are often confused with rarefied beans (low density beans).
Are lotteries a tax on people who are bad at maths?
No they are a gift to people who are hard of cash.
Why do people screw each other..?
bobrath wrote:Why do people screw each other..?
Because they are tired of screwing themselves.
What did an Aligator say to a Fox?
"Hey, baby, what's a fox like you doin' in a swamp like this??"
Why do superheroes always wear goofy-looking, brightly-colored tights?
They are exhibitionists at heart
Who said: I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. ??
Josef Stalin, during the second year of the purges.
What's the most incongruous company merger you've heard of?
Bill and Monica
Why do we keep doing this?
It's a chance to exercise your imagination and sense of humour (and sense of weirdness?) without really committing to a creative process.
Is it OK if the answer isn't always stoopid?
73% voted no
24% voted yes
3% just couldn't decide
what do you get if you cross a chicken with a swiss army knife?
a pretty messy looking dinner
Why are chick peas called chick peas?
They wear tiny bikinis.
Where the heck is that list of jobs I have to do?
The dog ate it.
Why is it so damn cold?
Because 'it' is such a small word it has large ratio of surface area to volume and loses hit quicker than larger words, like 'inconsequentialities'.
Why did I have to search the web to find out how to restart my iRiver - why isn't it in the manuals or on their site?
It is in the manuals - you just didn't read the instructions.
Why do I have to go to bed?
You've been very bad, there'll be no supper and I want you to think about what you've done!
What is it about fresh percolated coffee?
Uh, maybe it's in the beans, hon.
Now, what was I going to ask?
Yep, that's it!
Is it true that the difference between a violin and a saxophone is that the former won't hurt your feet when you jump on it?
With 5 years of violin stomping as my avail I say it's not true, it hurts as much as a saxophone. The only instrument that doesn't hurt your feet is a bagpipe, in fact, ancient scots used it as a whoopie cushion.
Do toys really come to life when you are not looking at them?
Yes, of course they do!!!
Why do beans make you have so much gas?
It's a unsuccesful Darwinian survical strategy - they would have been better to be poisonous and have fangs.
Why has Mame mentioned beans twice on this page?
