Same place as dummy vs dumb, probably
Do you have a lead foot?
not unless you know something I dont.
If there is no color in the dark does that mean that we just cant see it ir it was never really there?
Just can't differentiate them - there are more than just one colour in 'dark', usually...
Have you ever had lead poisoning?
I don't see how someone could poison my lead.
Why doesn't palindrome spell the same backwards?
because palindrome and 'emas eht' have some equivalence issues:
1) subject A is one word and subject B is two words
2) they don't start with the same letter
3) they don't end with the same letter
4) they don't have the same letters in between
Yogi Bear or Yogi Berra? Why?
You watch too much TV
Why do I keep biting my nails?
Because you're nervous...
Are they fingernails or toe nails?
Roofing nails.
How come we have pop rivets but not classical rivets?
If I knew what you were talking about, I might be able to answer you... however, since I don't, here's a question:
Who said:
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
Bob Dole or Dan Quail, both are notorious for stupid quotes.
Why do you make me think so hard?
You're right... it was Dan Quayle...
isn't he the one that spells potatoe with the e on the end?
No ... that was Dan Quayl.
Is Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke the best soft drink ever?
Sorry, but ewww gross! I hate coke and I hate flavoured drinks !!!
When's the last time you had a bowl of jello?
Never. Most bowls I use are either made of plastic, metal, or earthenware.
Is vanilla a flavor?
Most certainly.
Do you not ever use it, then? (ie. bake!)
I use it!!!!
Have you ever drank vanilla extract?
No, I have not
Did you know that bitters has a higher alcohol content?
Yes- I'm content about my alcohol high and my wife is bitter.
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
the big bomper....
When can I quit my job?
That's a trick question because you already quit.
Which came first... the chicken or the great count of chocula?
