Who in their right mind would call a drink Ovaltine? Is it Oval? What the heck?
why not Squaretine? what's up with not using that??
Because Teens are so socially awkward an insecure the idea being associated with a 'square teen' is too horrible to contemplate.
What happened to the Venus De Milo's arms?
Venus de Milo never had any arms. The sculptor was into amputees.
What did Englishmen do at tea time before they discovered tea?
Exactly what you think they did.
Why do I insist on playing stupid online games?
Because you love the people you play them with.
Why is a full moon round? Why can't it be square?
Because you love the people you play them with.
Why is a full moon round? Why can't it be square?
Because the Moon is made of cheese and cheeses are round.
So, if the Moon is made of cheese, why can't we smell it from here?
We're too far away, of course! Plus, perhaps it's not a smelly cheese ...
Who is the Man in the Moon? Anyone we know?
Yes, it's Jim Carrey.
Are grains of salt square or rectangular?
They're cubes, being that they are 3-dimensional.
Do you enjoy Kipling?
Yes... I do. I like his poem about the fire ants, too
Do you have a fireplace?
Yes, now I really must get a chimney.
Does my dog like to eat bear doodoo? ;p
He sure as Sh*t does.....
Should I cut my hair all off?
At least cut the hair on your back and the souls of your feet.
What stupid question should I ask?
What does the 'L' in Samuel L. Jackson stand for?
What does the 'L' in Samuel L. Jackson stand for?
Lupita
If you cook sushi, what does it become?
smoked salmon
what age does one have to be to be called old?
Ten years older than whatever age I happen to be at the time.
Instead of being full-fledged, is it possible to be just regular fledged, or half-fledged?
I have known some men to be half fledged.
Where does the word crummy come from as opposed to crumby?
