Gold is up...
Where is Mexico's Third Base?
Under the shirt but over the bra.
Why cant everyone just buy funny cards?
That was gonna be my next question, you question thief.
Who else here loves Maxine?
I dunno about maxine but I love to understand it as a Porn Magzene.
Why people adore a STAR when it actually spells opposite as RATS.
They werent taught to read backwards.
Can Vinsan read backwards??
.ton epoh erus I
What do Popeye and Bluto possibly see in Olive Oyl?
She's the only dame in town.
Why does Wile E. Coyote never die?
He is the son of satan!!
Why couldnt bodily functions smell like brown sugar and fig?
That'd be way too easy... fig? LOL
Do all mothers scream at their kids' games?
I am not sure, my mom used to play mine.
Do you believe that bottled water tastes different?
It certainly tastes different than gin and tonic.
Who threw the overalls in Mrs Murphy's chowder?
The Muffin Man.
Why is Manhattan style chowder not white?
They don't wash their hands before and after using the restroom.
Why do you pronounce the 'a' in 'have' and 'gave' differently?
Cuz if you "have" something then you "gave" it away you lost something and that something is the sound of the A.
Did you understand that?
No, but apparently, APPARENTLY, we are not here to make sense!!! lol
How tall are you?
My feet reach the floor.
What's black and white and read all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why the heck is Coca Cola called that?
Because "Ovaltine" was taken
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
LOL
