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Ask a stupid question

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:28 am
If we did, that would mess with the space-time continuum.

Can donkeys fly?
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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:31 am
only if you throw them.



Why am I turning out like my mother?
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graemedaulby
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 11:36 am
because if you turned out like your father you would look really weird.

why are trees green instead of purple.
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shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 11:42 am
I actually know the scientific answer to that but if I told you I would have to kill you.



Why can some people not shut up?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 12:13 pm
Because some days there just aren't enough gags. Mmmpphhhmmpphhhfff

Why doesn't the Cookie Monster ever gain weight? Do you think he's had surgery?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 12:19 pm
Have you ever seen him eat? Most if not all of his cookies end up on the ground.

What is "icing," and why is it important?
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lezzles
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 08:06 am
Well, if nobody got "iced" how would we know which gang was in charge.

Have you ever met a monkey's uncle?
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Equus
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 10:07 am
Yes, at a monkey's bar mitzvah. All the relatives were there. Food was lousy, though- lots of bananas.


If necessity is the mother of invention, who is the father?
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 12:43 pm
You, and you owe a lotta child support by now.

Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
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shari6905
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 01:14 pm
In my bathtub


How is Geraldo doing?
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 03:29 pm
Who cares??????????? (If you mean the tv guy!)


Are you watching the Russia-Canada hockey game??
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shari6905
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 04:22 pm
thats a stupid question.



What does it take to work for a fortune 500 company?
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 04:40 pm
So I take it you aren't! or Weren't, actually - it's over now.

I have no idea, not working for one, myself.

What's the temp where you're at?
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shari6905
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 04:42 pm
12 degrees below BUTT COLD!!




If you stand on your head for too long will it explode.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 05:05 pm
That doesn't sound particularly attractive, so I don't think I'll do that...


I must run... have fun here tonight... now I need a stupid question....

Do you think Bush passed his exams on his own?
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Kehoe
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 11:57 pm
No. He had some monkeys help him.


In "Fantasy Island", why did Tatoo always say "The Plane! The Plane!"? Didn't he think Mr. Roarke could see it?
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 12:04 pm
Actually, I think he said, "Da Plane! Da Plane!" I think his very small job was look out or something of that nature Smile


Why did What'sHisName in Hawaii 5-0 always say, "Book 'em, Dano?"
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shari6905
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 02:11 pm
Cuz "Book 'em, Bill" Just wouldnt have been as good.



Why does some lip gloss make your lips numb?
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 02:15 pm
I wasn't aware that it did...

Why do they make suntan lotion that smells like coconut?
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Pantalones
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 04:05 pm
Because smelling like cocunut is the new pink.


What is up?
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