Since they found it was a zillion dollar industry...
Why is the sky so high up?
So that we don't have to carry it.
Why is so much of the inside of our bodies (if we're healthy) pink?
because if it was green we would look like aleins
How do you fit your leg in a shoebox without getting sued for drunk and disorderly?
Very carefully.
Why is there always a matress sale going on?
Because there are matress-making elves always at work somewhere in the world, so they have to sell them all.
Why do you get wet in the rain?
Because you'd feel silly wearing a rain poncho if the rain were dry.
Why are acorns so loud when they fall on cement?
So people hear them.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?
The same reason we press an elevator button repeatedly when it is slow to arrive-- because we're too lazy and impatient to consider that WE may be the problem.
If Jehovah and Allah and Yhwh are all the same God, why do Christians and Muslims and Jews bicker so much?
Why? You got a problem with that? Huh?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?
I don't believe anything anybody says anymore... unless it's Carl Sagan, and now, of course, he's dead.
Why is it when you say "Hey, Stupid!" in a crowd, everybody turns to look at you?
I dont do that...lol
Why is something used to wipe your butt only one small square but something to blow your nose is large and lotionized?
Well, they have small elves making the small squares for your butt, and big elves making the hankerchiefs.
Why do cats like to climb trees & then sit on the highest branch, and 'meow' for you to climb up & get them down?
Cuz they secretly want you to die.
Can we cry underwater?
yes, we can, but usually we don't bother....
why do we have nose hairs, anyway?
So the boogers can hang on...
Did you know that 150 people die each year from coconuts?
what, from eating them or getting hit on the head?
From using them as contraceptive devices.
How come no-one has a preceding hairline.
Actually they stub their toes on the fallen coconuts, break a small bone in the big toe joint, which tears the flesh inside their toes, which then gets infected and leads to gangrene.
Why do I find it so hard to think of a question?
Why isn't anyone asking stupid questions anymore?
Why yes, we are.
Shouldnt we receive PREsents before we are supposed to?
