Sure it does. It's invisible so you can't see it.
Why do cows say "Moooooo"?
Because they can't pronounce "excellent".
What is a dog's breakfast?
A bacon and cheddar omelet, with a glass of Tang.
Will it ever freakin' stop snowing?
NEVER!!
Why does Jespahs avatar sleep all the time?
You'd sleep a lot too if all you ate were bacon and cheddar omelets.
Do the walls have ears?
only if you add them when you build.
why are there different sized scissors?
Because of all the different sized paper.
Why do I spend so much time on A2K when I should be getting work done?!
Cuz You are a lot like me in that aspect.
Why does cyphercat look so familiar to me?
Because you've seen at least a cat before
Where is Carmen Sandiego?
Sitting at the bar drinking Tequila.
What do Polar Bears sing?
Medieval madrigals.
Why do Australian consider thongs footwear?
Because they misunderstand anatomy.
Why aren't there any good websites for snowfall accumulations?
By definition, any website about snowfall accumulations could not possible be good.
How on earth did 'dogs' come to mean your feet?
thats where they always lay.
Why do men always think "its that time of the month"
Ah, PMT - that time of the month when a woman acts like a man does all the time.
Why is an army in boats called a 'navy'?
They arent- the navy is just dropping off the targets.
What is a hinge head?
A head with a little trap door for your brain to get out.
Why are pumpkins orange?
They're not - you should consult an opthamologist immediately.
Why didn't author of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' ever write anything else?
Because he ran out of ink.
Do pigs fly?
Only when hell freezes over (something to do with atmospheric pressure).
How come stockbrokers don't break stock?
