cuz You like split ends.
What does Dog days mean?
A hot time at the ole biscuit factory
Do these pants make me look intelligent?
It's not what's on the outside that counts....
Then does that make what's on the inside count?
Only if you swallowed an abacus.
I heard song the other day that said 'I'm hollow on the inside' - can you be hollow on the outside?
Maybe if you're a tree.
Why aren't there pink M&Ms?
They are insecure about their sexuality.
Why can't you buy just one 'pant'?
Because if you did that, your other leg would get jealous.
Why does Spring always follow Autumn/Fall?
Kehoe wrote:Why does Spring always follow Autumn/Fall?
I think it simply has no work, its just follows people around.
How can MAD-COW disease be found in Humans... Shouldn't it be MAD-MAN'S disease? What about MAD-WOMAN'S disease?
Guess it's like BIRD FLU, jumping from one species to another.
Is it cool to be hot?
Yes, cool isn't cool anymore, only hot is.
Is it hip to be square?
Only if you are Spongebob Squarepants, whose hips are, in fact, square.
If you die in a fire, do you get a discount on cremation?
Sure, they might be filling the urn with the ashes of your kitchen table.
Why do boys have cooties?
Because they're made with boy germs.
If the sun decides it doesn't want to rise in the morning, how do we know it's tomorrow?
A little birdie will tell us.
Whats the point in using hands to count higher than 10?
It works if you have 6 fingers on each hand.
Will there ever be a day of more than 24 hours?
A day on Venus takes 243 earth days, which is considerably more than 24 hours.
Why are some martinis shaken, not stirred?
Because they're tough little cookies.
Why is it never twice in a blue moon?
Because 2 blue moons happen only every 19 years.
Are baby burros called burritos?
Only on Tuesdays.
Who let the dogs out?
The Dog Letter-Outer.
Does a "pina colada" actually have any pina in it?
