Just to mess with your head
Why are espadrilles priced at almost $200 freakin' bucks a pair in the latest J. Crew catalog? They're just some cloth and rope. Give me $20 and I'll make you pair. Although I wouldn't mind $180 for the same thing, but I digress.
It's all in the name, I guess...
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Makes for a neater cleanup.
Ewww. Sorry 'bout that.
Why are there three names for Holland (Netherlands and The Hague, plus Holland)?
Because they can't make up their minds...
Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there are insufficient funds??
It would be silly to charge on insufficient funds if there weren't insufficient funds.
Why do salt and sugar look the same?
So does hot air and cold air
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle??
The inside of the bottle is treated with teflon.
Why don't VCRs come with atomic clocks that automatically update themselves?
How would they know what time zone they are in?
Why is chocolate a substitute for sex?
Are you saying they make "sex" flavored milk?
Why are they called apartments when they're so close together?
If they were farther apart they would be called houses.
Why does my husband act like a baby?
shari6905 wrote:Why does my husband act like a baby?
You must be breast feeding him.
Should I regret to shari6905 about my previous reply?
Only if she gets upset.
Why do TV execs keep cranking out lousy TV shows that everyone says they don't watch, but they really do, anyway?
Bekuz most of us don like too be inteleckually shallendged.
How do they cut out the holes from Swiss cheese?
Very carefully...
Why do they have more ads during the last half of the tv show than the first half?
They already have your attention, now they can bore you to death.
Should I be upset by Vinsans comment?
Don't get upset- just get even.
Why do they say such-and-such river RISES in the such-and-such mountains, when it actually descends?
I have never heard that.
Why do I have little patience for people that I work with?
You are the receptionist for a pygmy doctor.
How come blue and green don't work together?
Blue and green make yellow.....
Why do my hands always get so cold?
Because vinsan left you out in the cold.
Why haven't I cut my hair in more than a year?
